The Cheeto Pregnancy Drama (this deserves its own thread)

[Chree]

I feel u lol

I'll pull out if it's not my girl tho

But I still make my mark
Like I did with the puerto rican..conquered that shit with that Mexican jizz

Mexico 1 potorico 0

moar pix of the pussu. less jizz plz lol

 

[BIGSBY]

Oh wow bro make sure you go along the with guidelines next time!!! estuupid chet

 

[Dana Dane]

Next person to quote the photo gets banned.

 

[Chree]

emmas mornign dew brehs

 

[:ab:]

cheeto, if you're gonna post pics of your girl's pussu on siccness, here is a simple set of guidelines to follow to ensure best results:

1) please make sure it's clean shaven or waxed.
2) please make sure it's not covered in your "jizz".
3) it's really best if you aren't in the picture at all (this goes for nudes in general). it's okay. you have sex. we believe you. you don't need to try so hard.

these simple steps will guarantee more effective results from your prop-whoring on siccness.

show him how it's done, emmgoon.

beef flaps = props

 

[emma]

should've seen that coming.







(that's what she said?)

 

[cheeto]

cheeto, if you're gonna post pics of your girl's pussu on siccness, here is a simple set of guidelines to follow to ensure best results:

1) please make sure it's clean shaven or waxed.
2) please make sure it's not covered in your "jizz".
3) it's really best if you aren't in the picture at all (this goes for nudes in general). it's okay. you have sex. we believe you. you don't need to try so hard.

these simple steps will guarantee more effective results from your prop-whoring on siccness.

those pics arent of my girl i wouldnt disrespect her like that

 

[fahrenheit]

...

 

[emma]

those pics arent of my girl i wouldnt disrespect her like that

oh, well that makes it okay then. :ermm:


cuz you know, cheating on your girl, bragging about it online, and posting compromising pics of yourself with your side bitch isn't at all disrespectful to your girlfriend.

 

[cheeto]

That was fuckin disgusting wtf made you post that cmon now ain't nobody wanna see that

are u like 15? or a female?

if not..then u getting waaaaaay to offended and hella overeacting breh...its the internets theres way nastier shit out there

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

lol @ that pic...

 

[fahrenheit]

...

 

[cheeto]

man on here i seem like a fuckin monster but im like the more reserved dude from all my freinds n shit like everybody have hella baby momas and side bitches n treat they girls like shit but im like the coolest dude that actually treat my girl good and do shit with her i dont wanna do just to please her..like watch chick flicks go on long ass walks eat salad go dancing n shit sumtimes we even take bubble baths blud u know how fucking gay that is? but i do it cuz i love her

 

[cheeto]

every man has cheated or thought about cheating on they girl at one point...thats just how it is

 

[BIGSBY]

LMAO @ cheeto takin bubble baths, mainey bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh !

 

[prodigy91]

 

[fahrenheit]

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[cheeto]

fareal u know how that look? im 6ft almost 300 pounds blud ima fat dude my body wasnt made for bubble baths...covered n suds n shit...we both barely fit in that muthafucka

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

sumtimes we even take bubble baths blud u know how fucking gay that is? but i do it cuz i love her

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

LOL ALL THE KIDS WHO JOKE ABOUT RAPE ONLINE DONT EVER GET LAID.

ALSO, IM PRETTY SURE PRODIGY91 IS AN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER