The Cheeto Pregnancy Drama (this deserves its own thread)

[cheeto]

i just ate scrambled eggs with mustard i hope my bitch aint pregnant cuz i hate mustard and last time my other bitch got preg i started eating hella mustard and Dead Blue is a fag

 

[cheeto]

i just ate scrambled eggs with mustard i hope my bitch aint pregnant cuz i hate mustard and last time my other bitch got preg i started eating hella mustard and Dead Blue is a fag

so my bitch want me go pick up sum pregnancy tests...bet yall didnt know they got them at all the 99cent stores

but yea i knew sumthin was up...fuck mustard

 

[Dana Dane]

so my bitch want me go pick up sum pregnancy tests...bet yall didnt know they got them at all the 99cent stores

but yea i knew sumthin was up...fuck mustard

Steve, Steve, Steve *shakin my head*, what did I tell you about usin them hunnid rack condoms?

 

[cheeto]

so my bitch want me go pick up sum pregnancy tests...bet yall didnt know they got them at all the 99cent stores

but yea i knew sumthin was up...fuck mustard

Notice the hand

 

[fillyacup]

B for baby?



babys up.....on deck?

 

[SouthernComfort]

lol at a dollar store pregnancy test. Shit's probably a gag pregnancy test. Gonna have Maury's voice sayin "You are the father!" when she pee's on it.

 

[Kix209]

haha funny shit i actually copped a gang of pregnancy test at the dollar store for my ex when she thought she was pregnant..

 

[0R0]

I smell a future FREE CHEETO thread at the end of all this.

 

[Awol36]

Pregnant Areolas, breh

 

[Dana Dane]

In on page one to make sure I get my props for making this potentially epic thread!!

 

[cheeto]

lol at sumbody making this its own thread lol i'll know tomoorrow morning my nigs im liiiiiiiiit

 

[Dana Dane]

make the bitch pee tonight, goddamn it. Who wears the pants in that household?

 

[cheeto]

im a pro at these tests lol they work better in the morning plus she dont wanna take one now ima try n convince her tho

 

[Gemini]

Welcome to my world Cheeto! The only thing I ever pull out of is my drive way and parking lots


I keep telling myself never again and then...

I just have to

 

[Dana Dane]

this thread could go for at least 9 months! I am juiced!

 

[Gemini]

this thread could go for at least 9 months! I am juiced!

Pun intended? :lick:

 

[BASEDVATO]

how many baby movas




fast foreward to 1:50

thats your new anthem gemini and cheeto

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

first trimester areolas, breh

 

[Likwid]

I am dissapoint.

 

[BASEDVATO]

least ya can have some oreo cookies with those milky areolas breh