The Cheeto Pregnancy Drama (this deserves its own thread)

[cheeto]

Welcome to my world Cheeto! The only thing I ever pull out of is my drive way and parking lots
:

I feel u lol

I'll pull out if it's not my girl tho

But I still make my mark
Like I did with the puerto rican..conquered that shit with that Mexican jizz

Mexico 1 potorico 0

 

[Dana Dane]

just like cheetos chick

 

[Dana Dane]

oh god. can't unsee, can't unsee.

 

[WHEELAS416]

bro that pic aint pretty.....at all

 

[emma]

you're a mess dude

i agree with this comment.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

 

[cheeto]

just like cheetos chick

at first i thought it said

"just like cheetos dick"

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

BTW Brocheeto, pregnancy tests don't work right away.

It could take up to twelve further days for implantation to occur, meaning even the most sensitive pregnancy tests may give false negatives up to seventeen days after the act that caused the pregnancy

 

[:ab:]

make that bitch piss in the mornin like a bawse

condoms? what the fuck are those?

 

[DeepEastBeast]

Shout out pregnancy test man, and ma nigga cheet dawg

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

LOL PREGNANCY SCARES ARE THE WORST....

THE WAIT.

WORST THAN THAT LONG WALK HOME FROM SCHOOL WITH A SHITTY REPORT CARD IN YOUR BACKPACK....

 

[carl winslow]

brb siccness gotta console her ass now l

lol at petting her head while shes crying then being like "ill be back baby" to hop on the computer and to be like "haha siccness shes not prego" then going back to her like "itll be ok babe"

juggling your depressed girl and the demands of the sicc....respect

 

[cheeto]

town business

 

[carl winslow]

LOL PREGNANCY SCARES ARE THE WORST....

THE WAIT.

WORST THAN THAT LONG WALK HOME FROM SCHOOL WITH A SHITTY REPORT CARD IN YOUR BACKPACK....

my parents didnt look at my report card. but yeah the former feels shitty

 

[cheeto]

lol at petting her head while shes crying then being like "ill be back baby" to hop on the computer and to be like "haha siccness shes not prego" then going back to her like "itll be ok babe"

juggling your depressed girl and the demands of the sicc....respect

iphone breh

so i was laying in bed with her while playing slow jams on pandora and siccnessing it up all at the same time on my phone...thank you technology

 

[cheeto]

i may seem like a dirty ass dude but i really do love my girl just for the record

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

i may seem like a dirty ass dude but i really do love my girl just for the record

you aint dirty bro..
no need to explain or apologize
most of these lonely niggas dont even have girlfriends.. so you winning.

 

[carl winslow]

iphone breh

so i was laying in bed with her while playing slow jams on pandora and siccnessing it up all at the same time on my phone...thank you technology

haha shit i forget about the wonders of technology. well still props for stroking her hair while she cried with one hand, and typing about how awesome 99cent store pregs tests are with the other....while simultaneously saying shit like "uh huh...yeah im hella sad too"

 

[Likwid]

oh god. can't unsee, can't unsee.

Hey now, yours cant be too much better after all those years of crest side abuse.....but i agree.

 

[emma]

cheeto, if you're gonna post pics of your girl's pussu on siccness, here is a simple set of guidelines to follow to ensure best results:

1) please make sure it's clean shaven or waxed.
2) please make sure it's not covered in your "jizz".
3) it's really best if you aren't in the picture at all (this goes for nudes in general). it's okay. you have sex. we believe you. you don't need to try so hard.

these simple steps will guarantee more effective results from your prop-whoring on siccness.