The Cheeto Pregnancy Drama (this deserves its own thread)

[Likwid]

Damn cheeto you're in a bind, if it werent for tacos and victorias i bet your stomach would be in knots breh.

 

[Mac Jesus]

If the bitch is pregnant you should post her nudes to get back at her.

 

[cheeto]

It came up negative gonna take one more in the morning

 

[cheeto]

For sum reason I'm fertil as fuck I've gotten a few people preg before but they've had miscarriages or abortions so I'm good but this one I'm with now(we had a miscarriage last year) hella wanna get pregnant n now she hella sad but foreal I wouldn't mind if she preg cuz she my down ass bitch n we been thru alot n I stay doing her dirty n she still down so yea if she do end up preg i won't b Mad at all....brb siccness gotta console her ass now

Yea this fat bastard have a heart so what lol

 

[Likwid]

you're a mess dude

 

[cheeto]

On sunday

The whole shabang iz da squad

 

[Awol36]

you should have made her swallow it. are these the prego areolas, breh? if so its gonna have areola juice for years ..

 

[cheeto]

Naw that's my other broad that was on Saturday I think

 

[cheeto]

you should have made her swallow it. are these the prego areolas, breh? if so its gonna have areola juice for years ..

she got fatass tiddies tho this my potorican broad

 

[TreeAir]

Either way you should be prepared mentally bud good luck with this proceeding case with the female.

Got to love those Round Mountains of Ass-JellO though

 

[Chree]

so my bitch want me go pick up sum pregnancy tests...bet yall didnt know they got them at all the 99cent stores

but yea i knew sumthin was up...fuck mustard

lmao they got them preg tests at the counter of the dollar tree here, so u aint gotta go look, convenient lol god damn 209 whores

 

[Chree]

and i feel u cheeto breh, thats why our names and fates are entertwined breh, no marty, but its like we bros from another dimension and shit, i got prego drama monthly really lol

 

[Likwid]

I like how ol light skinned broads ass is doctored up in the second pic lol. You can see the battle scars on the right cheek in the first pic.

 

[DFresh77]

so we gonna see a little fat cheeto in a mini ferrari in a year or so?...thats wussup breh

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

EATDABEBE!!!

 

[Chree]

cheeto breh, whenever my new babies are born i want u to be there, we can skirt off in the rarri after and get moar hoars pregnant blood

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

so my bitch want me go pick up sum pregnancy tests.

Pick up? Man I keep 2 or 3 of those in stock.
"Oh ya, well piss on this, now".

 

[MRTHECOSE]

for the record me and my wife usually go to the dolalr store once ever 6 months to get a couple. im always just saying fuck it. then she tells me you're going to the dollar store next week. im like fuuuuuuck

but theyre 100% acurate 3 kids all my dollar store PT came back positive and neg for the times she wasnt. then she makes her dr appointment for the real one.


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[cheeto]

Yea that's all I use too they work just as good as the expensive ones

I just made her take 1 more n it's negative again so I'm good

 

[cheeto]

I like how ol light skinned broads ass is doctored up in the second pic lol. You can see the battle scars on the right cheek in the first pic.

No it doesn't it's nice n esmooth I'll put more pics up