UHHHHH.....No you CAN'T buddy. You don't honestly expect us to believe that if you COULD you would be walking around looking like you are? Hell no, if you could you would have jumped at the chance and lost it long time ago.
I'm sorry but you're stuck in that fat no pussy getting frame of yours forever.
On top of that, you sound like you have a severe case of complex because of your weight.
Hey there Captain Kangaroo I see you've joined just in time to jump on the bandwagon. Its too bad your country is the land of brittish filth and prisoners.
^they are, but you know your fat ass, mullet having sloth looking like ass aint touching none of that...stop pretending homie, your sheets have been pulled, everyone knows your a fat ugly fuck