HOW MANY OF U CANT FIGHT?

[saladbowlking]

I GOT A RIDICULOUS CASE OF THE "CHUNK EMS"........

 

[Raider Rick]

I LEARNED HAND TO HAND COMBAT IN THE MARINES

 

[Flossalini]

Hit ya, stab ya, bite ya... I mean what ever makes a muthafucka stop excisting... I will do that! Lower Case Crime Boss...ya beezies!

 

[CALiLiFE82]

CAPS GANG...

YOU AINT DOWN-

^^^^ LOL !!!! BORN CAPS .... STAY CAPS ....

 

[Masked Lemon]

I'm the fucking button mashing king, yo. I bust out 10 hit combos like it was nothin'..
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Paulatin Cam

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

I PUT HEADS TO SLEEP!! BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ESE_GRIMY]

EVEN IF U KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THAT SHIT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE.. AT LEAST HERE IN L.A MOST YOUNGSTERS ARE PUSSIES AND WONT FIGHT YOU ONE ON ONE LIKE BACK IN THE DAY ... I VE SEEN FOOZ READY TO KICK SOME ASS THEN THE OTHER FOO PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIM CUZ HE SCARED OF GETTING HIS ASS KICKED SO HE RATHER DO 25 TO LIFE ...OH AND WHAT I DO IF I DO GET IN A FIGHT I DONT SAY SHIT I DONT EVEN WAIT FOR THE OTHER FOO TO SAY A WORD I SOCK THE MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT ON HIS NOSE WITH MY RIGHT FIST..THEN I JUST AIM FOR HIS FACE TIL HE DROPS HAS WORKED MOST OF THE TIMES THE "SURPRISE" PUNCH GETS THEM LIKE XZIBIT SAYS "..I FIGHT DIRTY I TAKE 30 OF U MUTHAFUCKAZ IM THROWING ELBOWS ,BLOWS AND SUCKER PUNCHES.." LOL

 

[Home-E]

Hayatatatacha!

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher

Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block

Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rock
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn

Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now

Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch

Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?

Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch

Hatatatacha!

 

[DASICCLV702]

YOU FOOLS HAVENT TAUGHT ME ANY NEW MOVES COME ON NOW I NEED TO LEARN CUZ IMA FIGHT SOME NERD ACROSS THE STREET THATS LIKE 5'2 AND WEIGHS LIKE 110LBS AND SHIT HES SMART AND I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE HIS SMART MOVES

 

[MOREBASS]

EVEN IF U KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THAT SHIT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE.. AT LEAST HERE IN L.A MOST YOUNGSTERS ARE PUSSIES AND WONT FIGHT YOU ONE ON ONE LIKE BACK IN THE DAY ... I VE SEEN FOOZ READY TO KICK SOME ASS THEN THE OTHER FOO PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIM CUZ HE SCARED OF GETTING HIS ASS KICKED SO HE RATHER DO 25 TO LIFE ...OH AND WHAT I DO IF I DO GET IN A FIGHT I DONT SAY SHIT I DONT EVEN WAIT FOR THE OTHER FOO TO SAY A WORD I SOCK THE MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT ON HIS NOSE WITH MY RIGHT FIST..THEN I JUST AIM FOR HIS FACE TIL HE DROPS HAS WORKED MOST OF THE TIMES THE "SURPRISE" PUNCH GETS THEM LIKE XZIBIT SAYS "..I FIGHT DIRTY I TAKE 30 OF U MUTHAFUCKAZ IM THROWING ELBOWS ,BLOWS AND SUCKER PUNCHES.." LOL

Thats the truth...thats why guns are so big now...even the little pussy can be a toughguy with one.


Lower Casenostra !!


Fuck CAPS LOCK.



Lower Casenostraa ! Mob Shit !

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

fuck guns.. guns are just for facing 20 guys at once..
and spray em...
a real man will fight one on one....
like mortal kombat!

till the death!!! yaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Darkshowdown]

I use to Box and I took martial arts and at one time trained to wrestle. But I try not to fight anymore bc Im too old and plus niggas like to shoot now

 

[Raider Rick]

with a ps2 controller in my hand..i puts it down. No one can fuck with me on the UFC game

 

[MOREBASS]

with a ps2 controller in my hand..i puts it down. No one can fuck with me on the UFC game

You don't want it w/ The Iceman !!!

 

[azryda420]

I love woopen some ass.

taken a few ass woopens too.

Its all in your mind. An angry fighter usually is the most dangerous.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lmao.... this reminds me of junior high, i saw these kids fight, the bigger kid wrestled this other kid to the ground and squeezed his nuts as hard as he could, shit was nasty. and he won the fight. usually the crowd would give the kid props for winning, but we were like helllll naw, lets get away before he starts grabbin at us...

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

I mastered the Hadouken. Just press down, down-forward, forward + punch

I remember one time in a fight i tried to go super saiyan. Concentrated to hard and shit myself..

 

[mustynutz]

shit i can do the invisible throw and the handcuff....no one can fade my sonic boom, if i do it 10 times in a row i can pull out an UZI and buck em down.

 

[Masked Lemon]

Damn, I remember the Handcuff glitch, That shit was damn near impossible to do, though.
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EFFECTS OF AVANDIA

 

[saladbowlking]

YOU FOOLS HAVENT TAUGHT ME ANY NEW MOVES COME ON NOW I NEED TO LEARN CUZ IMA FIGHT SOME NERD ACROSS THE STREET THATS LIKE 5'2 AND WEIGHS LIKE 110LBS AND SHIT HES SMART AND I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE HIS SMART MOVES

SO WHAT YOU DO IS THROW A FUKIN DICTIONARY AT THIS MUTHAFUKAS HEAD!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!!!! THEN YOU GRAP A PENCIL OUT HIS POCKET PROTECTOR AND SHANK HIS ASS IN THE THIGH!!!!!