• Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Masked Lemon
Joined
Props
1,907

Last seen

Profile posts Latest activity Postings About

  • Hey Mr. Lemon. How are ya? Come on down to the shop and grab yourself a bargain on Capris. It's our yearly summer bonanza sale, and Capris for Men are flying off the shelves!
    Masked Lemon, my dear old friend, it's the new year and I'd like to invite ya down to the shop for some killer deals on Capris for Men. Our annual winter extravaganza sale is in full effect and we're slashing prices on Capris! So come on down!
    You should head on down to the shop tomorrow. I got a few surprises for you; Capris you've never even dreamed of!
    Summer is in full swing and Capris for Men are flying off the shelves this season! So come on down and take advantage of our ridiculous and famous summer jackpot sale of Capris for Men!
    Hi there Masked Lemon, we made the mistake of over-ordering a few extra boxes of Capris for Men this month. I figured instead of sending them back to the distributor, I would give you first dibs. So if you're interested (as we know you are) in purchasing Capris for Men in bulk, I urge you to stop by the shop sometime this week so we can negotiate a price. See you soon.
    Masked Lemon, my friend. I would like to take a quick moment to thank you for coming in on 4/20 and purchasing 5 pairs of our exclusive and limited Hemp Capris for Men!
    Hello Masked Lemon, I would like to thank you for being the only person who camped out in front of the store over night waiting for doors to open at 5am on Black Friday. Because of your Capris for Men black friday shopping spree, we sold nearly 3/4's of our Capris for Men inventory. Also, it was great to meet your brother-in-law Steve who also purchased a few pairs of Capris for Men as well. Anyway, hope to see you at the store again soon my friend. We always appreciate your business.
    Got some exquisite deals lined up for our fall line of Capris for Men, so come on down!
    Masked Lemon, we're having a super sale this weekend on Capris for Men. It's our yearly summer bonanza super sale in which we slash the prices on Capris for Men by 20%! So come on down.
    Masked Lemon, it's been a while since we've seen you come into the shop for one of your Capris for Men shopping sprees. I hope you haven't converted to online Capris for Men shopping, Haha. I kid, kid. But to entice back into our store, we've slashed the price of premium brand Capris for Men from $23.95 down to $18.95. So come on down and grap a pair or twelve. Might even want to snag a few of our Capris for Kid's for your sons Tanner and Bradley. Not a bad way to finally get them to respect their old man by buying them a few Capris for Kids as gifts. See you soon.
    We have some outstanding deals on Capris for Men this week at the shop. As you probably already know, the highly stylish and long anticipated Burt Reynold's line of Capris for Men are now officially available and on sale. Burt Reynold's special edition Capris for Men pairs are starting at just $23.95, and there's a special BOGO (buy one get one free) offer available through Groupon. You better act fast, because the deal expires the 28th of this month.
    Masked Lemon, my friend! Just stopping by to inform you that I would like to extend my utmost gratitude to you! You have personally kept our Capris for Men sales at a steady rate through this cold, frigid winter. At a time when Capris for Men sales tend to drop by 48.2% due to low demand as a result of cold weather. Your weekly Capris for Men shopping sprees are the sole reason why our Capris for Men sales are breaking records this season! So thank you for the business and we'll have a line of Capris for Men waiting for you, in all colors & sizes, the next time you walk into our store!
    We have some sweet deals on Capris for Men going on right now through Sunday. So come on down and grab a bargain.
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…