DONT EVER TRY TO ROB A MAN AFTER WORK GETTING MILK FOR THE KIDS...MY STORY

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TRAGIC LOSSES

TRAGIC LOSSES

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WOW,I HAD AN INTERESTING NIGHT....TONITE 2 MEXICANS TRIED TO ROB ME OUTSIDE MY LOCAL KROGER FOOD STORE...AS I WAS LEAVING WORK TONITE,MY WIFE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO PICK UP SOME MILK AND A FEW OTHER THINGS ON MY WAY HOME...I ARRIVE AND DO MY SHOPPING AND I GET MORE STUFF THAN I EXPECTED....IM WALKING OUT WITH LIKE 6 BAGS OF STUFF.....MILK IN 1 HAND AND LIKE 4 BAGS OF SNACKS AND STUFF IN THE OTHER....JUST AS IM GETTING TO MY CAR I GET PUSHED INTO IT HARD.....IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK???I TURN AROUND AND THERES 2 MEXICANS,1 WITH A KNIFE STARING AT ME...THEY WERE SPEAKING IN SPANISH AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THEM AT ALL TIL THE ONE WITHOUT THE KNIFE RUBS HIS FINGERS TOGETHER LIKE YOUR COUNTING MONEY....I SAID YOU WAN MY MONEY?HE NODDED YES...I TOOK OUT MY WALLET AND HELD IT OUT...THE ONE WITH THE KNIFE STEPPED TO ME TO GET IT AND SAID SOMETHING GRINGO SOMETHING...JUST AS HE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH I SWING THE MILK AT HIS HEAD AS HARD AS I CAN....DIRECT HIT IN THE NOSE....DUDE DROPPED LIKE A STONE...AT THIS POINT THE OTHER ONE RUNS AND MY MILK JUG IS BUSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE...I DROPPED MY BAGS AND PROCEEDED TO KICK THE SHIT OUTTA THE FALLEN MEXICAN...TOO BAD FOR HIM THAT I HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF WORK AND MY PLANT REQUIRES ME TO WEAR STEEL TOE SHOES...BY THE TIME THE COPS GOT THERE I HAD BROKEN HIS JAW,NOSE AND SEVERAL OF HIS RIBS ON TOP OF ME STOMPING ON HIS BACK REPEATEDLY..WHEN THE COPS GOT THERE I WAS SMOKING A CIG PISSED OFF CASE I RUINED A GALLON OF MILK ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT....THEY CALLED THE AMBULANCE FOR HIM AND COULDNT FIND HIS PARTNER,WHO WAS LONG GONE....THE COPS QUESTINED ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND SEVERAL PASSERBYS VERIFIED MY STORY AND THEY LET ME LEAVE....WHAT A FUCKED UP NIGHT....BUT BOY DO I FEEL PUMPED OVER WHIPPING DUDES ASS....ANYONE ELSE EVER HAVE SOME SHIT LIKE THIS GO DOWN???
 
CALiLiFE82

CALiLiFE82

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TRAGIC LOSSES said:
WOW,I HAD AN INTERESTING NIGHT....TONITE 2 MEXICANS TRIED TO ROB ME OUTSIDE MY LOCAL KROGER FOOD STORE...AS I WAS LEAVING WORK TONITE,MY WIFE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO PICK UP SOME MILK AND A FEW OTHER THINGS ON MY WAY HOME...I ARRIVE AND DO MY SHOPPING AND I GET MORE STUFF THAN I EXPECTED....IM WALKING OUT WITH LIKE 6 BAGS OF STUFF.....MILK IN 1 HAND AND LIKE 4 BAGS OF SNACKS AND STUFF IN THE OTHER....JUST AS IM GETTING TO MY CAR I GET PUSHED INTO IT HARD.....IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK???I TURN AROUND AND THERES 2 MEXICANS,1 WITH A KNIFE STARING AT ME...THEY WERE SPEAKING IN SPANISH AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THEM AT ALL TIL THE ONE WITHOUT THE KNIFE RUBS HIS FINGERS TOGETHER LIKE YOUR COUNTING MONEY....I SAID YOU WAN MY MONEY?HE NODDED YES...I TOOK OUT MY WALLET AND HELD IT OUT...THE ONE WITH THE KNIFE STEPPED TO ME TO GET IT AND SAID SOMETHING GRINGO SOMETHING...JUST AS HE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH I SWING THE MILK AT HIS HEAD AS HARD AS I CAN....DIRECT HIT IN THE NOSE....DUDE DROPPED LIKE A STONE...AT THIS POINT THE OTHER ONE RUNS AND MY MILK JUG IS BUSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE...I DROPPED MY BAGS AND PROCEEDED TO KICK THE SHIT OUTTA THE FALLEN MEXICAN...TOO BAD FOR HIM THAT I HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF WORK AND MY PLANT REQUIRES ME TO WEAR STEEL TOE SHOES...BY THE TIME THE COPS GOT THERE I HAD BROKEN HIS JAW,NOSE AND SEVERAL OF HIS RIBS ON TOP OF ME STOMPING ON HIS BACK REPEATEDLY..WHEN THE COPS GOT THERE I WAS SMOKING A CIG PISSED OFF CASE I RUINED A GALLON OF MILK ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT....THEY CALLED THE AMBULANCE FOR HIM AND COULDNT FIND HIS PARTNER,WHO WAS LONG GONE....THE COPS QUESTINED ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND SEVERAL PASSERBYS VERIFIED MY STORY AND THEY LET ME LEAVE....WHAT A FUCKED UP NIGHT....BUT BOY DO I FEEL PUMPED OVER WHIPPING DUDES ASS....ANYONE ELSE EVER HAVE SOME SHIT LIKE THIS GO DOWN???
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^^^^ GOOD SHIT HOMIE ..... IM GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR SKRILL AND HANDLE THEM PUSSIES ..... DONT EVEN TRIPP 'BOUT THE MILK ..... LOL !!!!
 
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couldn't imagine bein a few cars over, see milk fly everywhere and a dood take off runnin...lol

I know all about them good days turnin to shit real quick.. :dead:
 
MeloTrauma

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How did you have 4 bags of groceries in one hand, a jug of milk in the other and still be able to pull out your wallet, hold it out to them, and swing the jug of milk over his nose?
 
TRAGIC LOSSES

TRAGIC LOSSES

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MeloTrauma said:
How did you have 4 bags of groceries in one hand, a jug of milk in the other and still be able to pull out your wallet, hold it out to them, and swing the jug of milk over his nose?
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I SAT DOWN THE BAGS OF SNACKS BUT KEPT THE MILK IN HAND.....AND TO ANSWER THE OTHER QUESTION,I HAD 2% MILK....


ONE MORE FUNNY THING...MY WIFE MADE ME GO BACK OUT THIS MORNING TO GET MORE MILK SINCE I FORGOT TO GO BACK IN AND GET MORE MILK...
 
Gringo Starr

Gringo Starr

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I have a similar story...

i think i was 18 or 19 when i lived down in Renton(15 minutes south of Seattle).I had just moved there cus i got kicked outta my last place and was stayin with these 2 females...both hoodrats i might add...anyways...i didnt have an alarm clock...see i was livin in Renton and goin to school in Shoreline(15 minutes north of Seattle)...so i had to get up mad early...and take the bus to school...first class was at like 7 am i think..and i had to be up at around 5 30 am to get it all crackin.So i took the bus up to my boys house to grab his old alarm clock.It was sunday night,and buses always run LESS on Sundays.Now,theres 2 buses that go from downtown to Renton...one of em is mad fast...cus it goes stragith down the freeway.The other...doesnt go on the freeway..and cuts through the Southend of Seattle...right through the hood(Rainer Beach)...well the one that takes the long way was the only one runnin at 9 30 at night.I get on that bitch...and i noticed a hispanic dude around my age in the back lookin drudged out..laid back high or some shit.I get ALMOST to my stop..which is about 4 blocks from the apartments(the fast bus drops me off a block away).I had just stole a brand new Ecko pullover( i used to work at Mr.Rags)...and all the sudden dude kinda "woke up" and looked at me and said "thats a nice jacket homie"...i looked at him kinda weary and said "thanks"...he looked at me up and down for a second,and said "give it to me"...now,dude was a little bit bigger than me...but not by much...i thought about it for a second and said..."sure...can you hold my clock for me?"He got up and came over to me and reached out to take the clock from my hand...as he did that...i got up and started swingin all in the same motion and blasted dude right in the temple...HARD...so hard that the damn clock nearly exploded in my hand...dude just feel out and the bus driver SLAMS on the brakes...comes to complete halt and runs back to the bus(we were the only ones left on the bus..as we were nearly to the end of the route) and asks what happened..i tell him...and he tells me to get off the bus and get the hell out of thier...i walked home amped and pissed that i took an hour and a half trip up to get a clock and a hour and half BACK with no clock...so i had to go buy one(i was bein cheap...so damn what)...
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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good story man....that was a good one...glad you didnt catch a blade....them fuckers got what they deserved...i would putmy cigarrette out in his nose to teach hia lesson...lol.jk....but yeah man you handled yours
 
POLTERGEIST

POLTERGEIST

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i got a story thats kinda funny...me and 3 friends were smashin in my boys caddy....and we come to the stop light and this dude walks up to the window which was down like 4 inches ...this dude says "do u have a dollar"....we all were like what the fuck and my boy says get the fuck away from my car...the dude looks everyone one of us in the eyes and says "drivin a caddy, must be a bunch of pussies".....so we go to get out and he walks in front of the car and my friend lets go of the brake and sort of hits him....he then comes to the other side of the car and says "just kidding" and walks away. it was fuckin weird...but funny...
 
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