DONT EVER TRY TO ROB A MAN AFTER WORK GETTING MILK FOR THE KIDS...MY STORY
- Thread starter TRAGIC LOSSES
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my funny storie.. 2 wendsdays ago, i was helpin my boy move. i was driving my fathers SUV so we could fit what he needed to move. we loaded it, and i was blockin the appartment drive way, so i moved the suv along with my wife in the back seat into the day care across the street. so my boy comes back with his last load and puts it in the back and shuts the back door. so he hopps in shot gun. its rainin n we see dude start walkin up to the car. we thought it was one of our friends coming from the bar about 100 years away.. so i roll down the window and im like whats up ed. it wasnt him, so this scroungy ass white boy comes up to the window.. he puts one hand insde n shoves his other had under it. he was trying to open the door but couldnt find the latch. so hes like " hey man i got some warnts, take me to jail" im like "naw, homie im coo, the car is full" so hes like "i got warrents tke me to jail please, i got this bottle i'll give you" so i tell him get off the car, and i try to roll up the window. funny mutha fucka says "if you dont let me in ima whoop you ass" (tryed to start talkin black to me) i saw something mattalic(SP) in his left coat sleve. at first my thoughts are 1) this aint my car. 2) my pregnate wife is in the back seat 3) im 5'10 220lbs, so i could easily get out and whoop this dudes ass. so i took it upon myself to throw it into reverse real fast, step on the gas, while im goin in reverse he is tryin to hold onto the door tryin to open it. then i quickly throw it into drive n skert outta the parking lot. dude is still holdin onto the door, he swings at the window (trying to break it) with whatever he had in his sleve. so he looses his balance and face plants it in the middle of the road and he'
s jus laying there. both side off oncoming traffic stop for him to see if he's ok. i never saw him get up.
the whole time im thinkin "wtf was this little white boy tryin to do" he scratched the car but thats about it.. ima see that faggot again SR aint big n that area is small. on a side note i came back less then an hour later and an ambulance was leaving. funny tho
s jus laying there. both side off oncoming traffic stop for him to see if he's ok. i never saw him get up.
the whole time im thinkin "wtf was this little white boy tryin to do" he scratched the car but thats about it.. ima see that faggot again SR aint big n that area is small. on a side note i came back less then an hour later and an ambulance was leaving. funny tho
one time some fucker i knew from school i used to have problems with but we squashed it but i see him later at a party tweekin and he calls me out side asks me "are we coo ? are we koo?" for a minute so and he's openin an closin his fist like he's gonna do somethin , i end up hittin him and he drops to the floor i end up hittin him in the face and kickin him then his cousin comes behind i turn around i lay him out 30 seconds later the whole party rushed me. its funny through he tells people i hit him with a bottle ha
