craziest shit you done to someone when passed out drunk!

[Gas One]

^ thats not even cool

 

[ThornCity503]

^ thats not even cool

I know, thats why i did it. He deserved it, he pulled some bullshit on my boy and he was a lame. Some snitch shit so he got a taste of his own medicine

 

[Jae iLL]

still fucked up to call the one times on him tho

 

[Gas One]

I know, thats why i did it. He deserved it, he pulled some bullshit on my boy and he was a lame. Some snitch shit so he got a taste of his own medicine

why u aint just beat his ass instead of crank call the po's

i aint talkin shit im just tryna see your way of thinkin when u picked up the phone and called 911

 

[ThornCity503]

still fucked up to call the one times on him tho

Yeah i was like 17 at the time, Im 30 now. Anyways he told on my boy and he actually did a lil time over it so we decided to get him at his own game

 

[Gas One]

oh ok u was 17 coo
understandable smooth

 

[ThornCity503]

why u aint just beat his ass instead of crank call the po's

i aint talkin shit im just tryna see your way of thinkin when u picked up the phone and called 911

Aight, i was young at the time, he was a buster and told on my boy for beating someone up at a party. My friend who got in trouble actually whooped him after that. So anyways he threw a party one time and a couple of us were on some yay and were the last ones to leave, he passed out so i decided to get him back. I know it was fucked, but its the truth. And the only reason we went is cuz he knew hella bitches and he was one ugly lookin mutha fucka, his parents were rich and had a sick house so everyone used his ass

 

[Gas One]

haha right so u was just shittin on him thats some kid shit but i can respect that u was just a youngin and shit

i know i did mad foul shit as a kid too

 

[jr916]

gas, you should make a "official fucked up shit you did when you was a kid" thread.....bet a bunch of mad insanes, tell storys about killin kittens and shit

 

[m.w.merlino]

Never drunk around folks I didn't respect so the thought of fucking with them whilst passssssssssssed out never really made sense to me...

 

[azryda420]

this thread is funny as fuck man.

i dont like messing with drunk people but ive seen it happen.

some bitch at a party passed the fuck out on a fold out lawn chair in the back yard by a pool. my homey lit a strand of blackcats. Them chinese ones that have like a hundred tied together. He threw that shit right under her lawn chair and it woke her ass up thinkin she was getting blasted in a drive by.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

WHEN I WAS 17 I GOT FADED AT THIS GIRLS HOUSE OFF A 32 OF MGD, A CAN OF BUDWEISER, AND A FULL CUP OF STRAIGHT BUMPY FACE. THEN WHEN I WAS WIT THE HOMIE WALKIN DOWN THE STREET HE SAID I WENT CRAZY. HE SAID I WAS KICKIN HOLES IN WOODEN FENCES THEN I THREW A BIG ASS TUMBLE WEED BUSH AT HIM AND STARTED CHASIN HIM DOWN LOL!

BUT ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 18, ME AND THE HOMIE WAS TRAININ THIS FAT BITCH AND SHE PASSED OUT. HE WAS HITTIN IT WHILE I WAS TOUNGIN HER DOWN. THE OTHER HOMIE WAS HOLDIN HER LGES OPEN FOR US. BUT WHEN IT WAS MA TURN TO HIT, IT TOOK 3 OF US TO ROLL HER OVER LOL. I TRIED TO HIT IT FROM THE BACK WHILE SHE WAS LAYIN ON HER STOMACH. SHE WAS SO WET THAT I NUTTED QUICK BEFORE I GOT IT IN. I WAS JUST SLIDIN UP AND DOWN A DANK AND DARK CREVICE...

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i never understood, who the fuck is the guy drawing dicks...and why

like i was driving to work and some mutha fucka drew a 4 foot dick with hairy nuts in spraypaint, i was looking at it at the light and just getting fucking offended

like who told you it was completely cool to start drawing cocks out in the open

i mean its really bad when the first thing you think of drawing is a dick
that shit completely boggles the mind. i mean, as an artist i know you visualize things before drawing it.

and then its like you gettin close to your boy to draw, the first thing you thought of was dick.

im not really saying the dick drawers are fags, but theres something about that unsettling to me IMO.

ONE OF MY CO WORKERS/LIL BRO'S FRIEND WOULD DRAW DICKS ON THE DELIVERY DRIVERS CARS AT ROUNDTABLE . HE GOT ME A FEW TIMES AND I BROUGHT UP THE SAME QUESTION WHY U DRAWING DICKS? U GOT DICK ON THE MIND? AND HE WAS LIKE NA ITS JUST FUNNY. I WAS LIKE WHATEVER SO 1 DAY HE HAD HIS MOMS CAR AT WORK SO I DREW A DICK ON THE BACK WINDOW OF THE MINI VAN....THE NEXT DAY HIS MY CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT AND DUDES GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ HIS MOM WAS RIDIN A ROUND TOWN FOR A DAY WITH A DICK ON HE CAR....LOL

BUT ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 18, ME AND THE HOMIE WAS TRAININ THIS FAT BITCH AND SHE PASSED OUT. HE WAS HITTIN IT WHILE I WAS TOUNGIN HER DOWN. THE OTHER HOMIE WAS HOLDIN HER LGES OPEN FOR US. BUT WHEN IT WAS MA TURN TO HIT, IT TOOK 3 OF US TO ROLL HER OVER LOL. I TRIED TO HIT IT FROM THE BACK WHILE SHE WAS LAYIN ON HER STOMACH. SHE WAS SO WET THAT I NUTTED QUICK BEFORE I GOT IT IN. I WAS JUST SLIDIN UP AND DOWN A DANK AND DARK CREVICE...

YOU GOT AIDS DOG..SORRY...NA SERIOUSLY THAT TRAIN SHIT IS NOT THE BIZ...AND KISSING DRUNK PASED OUT FAT CHICKS AINT EITHER...

 

[caff]

my friend passed out then i grab a black sharpie and i wrote all over hes face.. hes face look like a fucken joke, ill post a picture later when i get home. then i took my friend to a 7/11 to buy some chips and the cashier and customers were laughing at him. my friend had no idea what was going on.

 

[Gas One]

HE WAS HITTIN IT WHILE I WAS TOUNGIN HER DOWN.

you know that face you make when you nearly get hit by a car

thats the face i just made
i looked at the fuckin comp like

that is the no spin zone

 

[nonfiCKtion]

you know that face you make when you nearly get hit by a car

thats the face i just made
i looked at the fuckin comp like

that is the no spin zone

WOULDN'T KNOW DOG. NEVER BEEN ALMOST HIT. 2 QUICK ON MA TOES

 

[Gas One]

yeah ive seen crashes start in front of me...part of the game

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

these people are suppose to trust you... and you do them dirty like that?

ketchup in the ass? how about you stop your homie and tell him he's acting like a fag





the water on the pants one is funny though... i could see myself drunk and be like " word? i fucken leaked in my pants" haha

I wasn't in the room when he did it he just came out and told everybody to go look and I told him it was kind of gay plus your waisting my mothers katchup......

I'm done with getting drunk and high and all that bullshit it does nothing good for you.

 

[Premo]

and yet ur name is dr pillpopper

 

[L.D.S.]

I took creamy peanut butter and mixed in jalapeno juice, vinegar, red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper, mustard and worchestershire sauce and stuck it this dude's mouth.