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May 11, 2002
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Whenever im driving and there is driver that is driving slow or does something dumb, I play the 'is it old or asian game?' as me and my friend call it. God I swear I have almost been killed by asian and old drivers. Shit gets scary sometimes.
 
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BaSICCally said:
Whenever im driving and there is driver that is driving slow or does something dumb, I play the 'is it old or asian game?' as me and my friend call it. God I swear I have almost been killed by asian and old drivers. Shit gets scary sometimes.
LOL me too but how many points you get when its an old asian?
 
Jan 16, 2006
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COCKBLOCKER said:
hahah fool looks like manny pacquiao
LOL it does huh haha...lol i wanna see this movie so i can kno what the fukk is going on...the only reason i know its from a movie is cause the person i got it from told me so...lol...shit it culd be real maybe hes lyin haha
 

Mars

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All 4 the Bay said:
Tell me about it bro! I'm asian, but real shit though. Ive been saying this shit for the past 3 years. these mother fuckers cannot fuckin drive worth a damn! One time i was at lucky chances taking a smoke break and i seen this chank ass mother fuckin trying to park in one of the stalls. Damn! I swear he had backed up atleast 8 times!!!! geezus mother fuckin christ! What makes it even worse? They take up 2 parking stalls in a compact ass fuckin Honda Civic! Whats the deal with that?


I feel you fustration brother.

My grandfather taught me to get behind asians trying to park and blast the horn. They will get nervous and leave, and you can take their stall. It works.
 
Apr 5, 2005
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Nevasoba said:
LMAO Yeah I'm asian but I can drive so can my moms n grandmoms...but we all bitch bout them FOBass drivers too LOL! Them muvfukkas wit tha sun visors dat cover they face...WTF is that! They should get blurped for tinted windows! And when I'm speakin on FOBS dats errybody dat is an ESL! If you an ESL take tha bus! LOL! Stop drivin 10 miles under tha gotdamn speedlimit!!!!
ESL? Looks like you're the one in ESL buddy!

Sorry I just had to break your balls.
 

Mike Manson

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Well, I guess the award goes to old female asian drivers talkin on their cell! Thatz like combinin Jason, Freddy, and Michael. There will be dead people!
 

Mike Manson

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5ive1en said:
^^ So you really DO live in China? lol...

You're American though arnt you? How'd you end up in China bro? Military?
German, but lived also in the States for some time...Got the opportunity to move to Xiamen, China from this Trading Copany I worked for and been here since 2005. Itz a fuckin paradise out here mayne