WHEN EXACTLY did it become fashionable for men to dress like faggots?

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NOSTRIL KING

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So I haven't had any pussy for a hot minute, and I don't have the scratch for an escort so I go to a club. Normally I try to avoid this shit like the plague since it involves talking to morons BUT desperate times call for desperate measures.

So first thing I notice after I get by the 5 foot tall bouncer (who better be some sort of MMA powerhouse or the club is in trouble with mini-me at the door), is the fact that hip hop garb is no longer "in." All the dudes are wearing some ol gay shit if I ever saw it.

Poofy sweaters with the dress shirt underneath. Bell bottom jeans with creases. Even the "thugs" were homo, with perfectly starched and straight baseball caps with designer tims with silver buttons. WTF?? Did I die and go to a Alternative Lifestyle Pirate Heaven? I'm hella confused until I just fell asleep on one of the couches, when this fat bitch wakes me up massaging my shoulders.

So I chatted the whore up and go home with her, and she starts pretending like all she wants to do at the house is talk and watch MTV...I lean over to start the foreplay, but she starts blushing and turns away. I'm like fuck this shit, stood up and put on my jacket. She's like where are you going, and I say

"Home to masturbate." She's laughing like I was joking and I'm gonna stick around, but I just went the fuck home and jerked off. Funny shit is, I felt all relieved and calm after that. I should have just done that and stayed in.
 
KALYN

KALYN

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NOSTRIL KING said:
So I haven't had any pussy for a hot minute
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... You always know its gonna be a good one when it starts off like this... lol.... :lick:


LOL @ the "mini-me" bouncer...
 
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NOSTRIL KING

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Seriously though...bullshit has got to stop. People coming in wearing plastic pants and surfboard collars.

Fucking buckled up shoes and tap dance heels.

Pretty soon we're gonna have to paint our fingernails and wear renaissance wigs just to get in the club door. Fuck this shit.
 
noWetaG

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^^see u said it......it was that way hundreds of years ago,
and b4 that as well.....
and there has always been trends of men w/more feminine fashion.........
even bac 2 the ancient EGYPTIANS......
just more recently.....think of the 80s....that androgenous shit.....
where the more u looked like a chic the more play u got........ :dead:
 
DubbC415

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what about the fucking haircuts? like "faux hawks" and having like dead locks and shit like that, spending hours at the barbershop gettin it call cut and done like some metro guy on tv.
 
jay deuce

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It's sad really. I went to the club last weekend and was fucking disgusted.

I'm also disgusted that a lot of the people I grew up with have sold out to this look just for the pussy.
 
MeloTrauma

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I cant stand it when dudes wear hella faded and dingy looking designer jeans (they bought them that way, mind you) with a pink pin striped button up polo, with a sports jacket on top of that, and a mesh truckers cap with the bill to the side. Then they might assesorize with a spiked leather wristlet, or two black jelly bracelets weaved over each other like a little girl does in the 2nd grade. That look is so fucking gay.
 
DubbC415

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MeloTrauma said:
I cant stand it when dudes wear hella faded and dingy looking designer jeans (they bought them that way, mind you) with a pink pin striped button up polo, with a sports jacket on top of that, and a mesh truckers cap with the bill to the side. Then they might assesorize with a spiked leather wristlet, or two black jelly bracelets weaved over each other like a little girl does in the 2nd grade. That look is so fucking gay.
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i second that...
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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YEA I FEEL U, I KEEP IT THUGGISH, EVEN ON A DATE, I WEAR NICE SHIT, NOT LOOKIN LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY AND SHIT. AND I AINT FEELIN THAT "MEROSEXUAL" -OR WHATEVER- SHIT EITHER. I STAY GROOMED AND SHIT, BUT I DONT BE SPENDIN 2 HOURS IN THE BATHROOM GETTIN READY AND SHIT.
 
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porkchopubeezy

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pink clothes on duded gotta stop , mesh hats aint cool either , i got a couple friends that been dressin like that for a while , i'm inbarrassed to get seen wit em . thumbs down to metro sexuals boooooooooo boo those fags
 
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big_d_63

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funny shit...i was just goin to say somethin about the pink shirts. it used to be you would see a old grandpa out there wearing one because he's color blind and his wife got it off the 99cent rack at k-mart. now bunch of dudes tryin to wear them.
 
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