I pretty much looked at everyone elses and added on.
-You know your ghetto if youve jacked the ice cream man at any time in your life.
-You know your ice cream mans ghetto when he ride through your hood when its raining on a mission for scrill.
-You know your ghetto when you get credit at the liquor store.
-Your ghetto if your neighboorhood has those big ass vans that pull up in the morning with produce in them with that horn at 8am.
-You know your liquor stores ghetto when theres a "no refund" sign on the box of dry ass phillies.
-You know your ghetto if you clear your sinuses by maing a loud ass snorting noise. (niggas know)
-You live in the ghetto when you not only have the token homesless drunk in front of the store, you have the token TEENAGE homeless drunk.
-You know your ghetto if youve seen your mother or father smoke crack. one extra ghewtto point awarded if you smoked crack with them, even once.
-Two extra ghetto points awarded if you actually buy the crack for your parent. five ghetto points awarded if you sell it to them.
-You ghetto when it dosent even dawn on you that drinking in public is illegal.
-you know your ghetto when NO ONE knocks on your door at holloween and your front lights on.
-you know your ghetto when bullets are no longer in the box, and theyre littered around your house like pennies.
-You ghetto if you stole niggas quarters at the arcade back in the day when they lines it up on the front of the screen
-you ghetto if your headphones have tape on them, and you still rock a cassette walkman.
-You know you ghetto when the neighboorhood store dont even call the cops in theives, they just take you in the back and beat you the fuck up
-You ghetto if you buy your cigarettes from the homeless to save money
-You know your ghetto if youve actually seen a meth lab before.
-you know your ghetto when youre friends with a prostitute. not an escort.
-You ghetto if our dumb ass ever put parmesean cheese in the microwave as a substiute for not having cheese, thinkin it gon' melt
-You ghetto if you used to slide down hills on cardboard for fun
-your ghetto when you have 2 kids at 15.
-Your ghetto when the amount of bottles in your recycling bin equals more money than whats in your wallet.
-youve taken a shower at a apartment complex's pool because your shits cut off.
-your ghetto if you have suffered from any PCP-related injury.
-you ghetto if you con fast food stores with the "you gave me the wrong food' bit just to eat.
-You ghetto if your front windows broke and people just jump through the window now instead of knock at the door.
-You ghetto when you actually took that 10 gallon water drum full of pennies to the grocery store thinkin bout a sack and some drank.
-You ghetto when you play cricket with the samoans at the park on sunday
-You ghetto if you own a plastic bong or a metal pipe with a screen.
and did someone say old gold?
ghetto is when you realize two tall cans of old gold at 1.09 is not only cheaper than a 40, but is 8 ounces more.