THE YOU KNOW UR GHETTO WHEN.. THREAD

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Oct 13, 2004
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You know your Ghetto when you see folks play ball at the courts and you go there just to swoop on someones ball.[ Did it yesterday,LOL]

You know your ghetto when you fill up gas,You leave it in and keep clickin it to get every drop of gas even tho it's stopped.

You know your ghetto when you and your folks gamble for money but its always "I gotchu later on" when you win.
 
Nov 1, 2004
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uZzLe510 said:
You know your Ghetto when you see folks play ball at the courts and you go there just to swoop on someones ball.[ Did it yesterday,LOL]
Thats fucked up right there, Id be down to brawl if someone tried to jack my basketball at the courts.
 
Feb 21, 2006
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djfreaks said:
fuck that - youre ghetto when you eat RELISH for dinner.
youre ghetto when you use the yellow pages as toilet paper
youre ghetto when you & your girl have to fuck in an Arby's bathroom because your mom is at the pad.
youre ghetto when you get pissed off at "99 CENTS & UP" stores.
youre ghetto when you try to rob the Ice Cream Man with a tree branch.
youre ghetto when you aint got no hot water, so you have to cook a pot of cold water on the stove & take a very shallow bath.
youre ghetto if youve ever brushed your teeth with your finger!
that dont mean your ghetto that means you were on bumfights.
 
Jun 5, 2004
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you know your ghetto when your weekly line up of dinner food is:

monday: italian food night- microwave pizza

tuesday:american food night- easy mac

wednesday: soul food night- kids meal @ kfc

thurs: mexican food night- 99cent tacos, jack in the box

friday: chineese food night- cup of noodles
 
Mar 27, 2006
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rose town ryda said:
you know your ghetto when your weekly line up of dinner food is:

monday: italian food night- microwave pizza

tuesday:american food night- easy mac

wednesday: soul food night- kids meal @ kfc

thurs: mexican food night- 99cent tacos, jack in the box

friday: chineese food night- cup of noodles
bringing it back
 
Sep 20, 2006
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you know when u getto when you an yo nillas be postin and gotta fade up on a blunt to roll up dem roaches in and cant cum up wit the scrillion and gotta borrow $1 from da ol lady next door

or when yo nilla be wantin to take a bite out yo sandwitch

or when you cant wash yo boxers and the be stickin to yo leg cuzz its like 102 degrees and yoo aint got no sope

its grimey when you gotta borrow soap from the neighbore

or when you gotsta eat the moldie bread
 
Apr 21, 2006
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$CASH$ said:
your ghetto when you have pans of leftover grease on the stove.

if the heels of your shoes look like you been kicking flour.

when you pronounce words like "Member that"? or fridgerator, or "probly".

when you think red is a flavor of kool aid.

your ghetto when you jack silverware or sugar from a restaurant and call it "givin it to the man".

and most of all,your ghetto when you wear clothes or hats with the fuckin tag still on.
when you think red is a flavor of kool aid.

lol
 

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Jan 18, 2003
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LEvakaM510 said:
You know your ghetto when..


u have made chow mein out of ramon noodles..
u have made chocolate milk out of cocoa puffs..
u have made ice cream by putting soda and a tooth pick on top in the ice tray..
u have stole from payless before..
u have tried to use foodstamps for ice cream from the icecream trucks
u have put tobacco on open wounds to stop the bleeding


i know theres plenty more just addon!! ill add more later
who on yhwh's green earth is "ramon" and why are you using his noodles?

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LEvakaM510 said:
You know your ghetto when..


u have made chow mein out of ramon noodles..
u have made chocolate milk out of cocoa puffs..
u have made ice cream by putting soda and a tooth pick on top in the ice tray..
u have stole from payless before..
u have tried to use foodstamps for ice cream from the icecream trucks
u have put tobacco on open wounds to stop the bleeding


i know theres plenty more just addon!! ill add more later
the ice cream truck in my hood accepts food stamps.... lol