THE YOU KNOW UR GHETTO WHEN.. THREAD
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I pretty much looked at everyone elses and added on.
-You know your ghetto if youve jacked the ice cream man at any time in your life.
-You know your ice cream mans ghetto when he ride through your hood when its raining on a mission for scrill.
-You know your ghetto when you get credit at the liquor store.
-Your ghetto if your neighboorhood has those big ass vans that pull up in the morning with produce in them with that horn at 8am.
-You know your liquor stores ghetto when theres a "no refund" sign on the box of dry ass phillies.
-You know your ghetto if you clear your sinuses by maing a loud ass snorting noise. (niggas know)
-You live in the ghetto when you not only have the token homesless drunk in front of the store, you have the token TEENAGE homeless drunk.
-You know your ghetto if youve seen your mother or father smoke crack. one extra ghewtto point awarded if you smoked crack with them, even once.
-Two extra ghetto points awarded if you actually buy the crack for your parent. five ghetto points awarded if you sell it to them.
-You ghetto when it dosent even dawn on you that drinking in public is illegal.
-you know your ghetto when NO ONE knocks on your door at holloween and your front lights on.
-you know your ghetto when bullets are no longer in the box, and theyre littered around your house like pennies.
-You ghetto if you stole niggas quarters at the arcade back in the day when they lines it up on the front of the screen
-you ghetto if your headphones have tape on them, and you still rock a cassette walkman.
-You know you ghetto when the neighboorhood store dont even call the cops in theives, they just take you in the back and beat you the fuck up
-You ghetto if you buy your cigarettes from the homeless to save money
-You know your ghetto if youve actually seen a meth lab before.
-you know your ghetto when youre friends with a prostitute. not an escort.
-You ghetto if our dumb ass ever put parmesean cheese in the microwave as a substiute for not having cheese, thinkin it gon' melt
-You ghetto if you used to slide down hills on cardboard for fun
-your ghetto when you have 2 kids at 15.
-Your ghetto when the amount of bottles in your recycling bin equals more money than whats in your wallet.
-youve taken a shower at a apartment complex's pool because your shits cut off.
-your ghetto if you have suffered from any PCP-related injury.
-you ghetto if you con fast food stores with the "you gave me the wrong food' bit just to eat.
-You ghetto if your front windows broke and people just jump through the window now instead of knock at the door.
-You ghetto when you actually took that 10 gallon water drum full of pennies to the grocery store thinkin bout a sack and some drank.
-You ghetto when you play cricket with the samoans at the park on sunday
-You ghetto if you own a plastic bong or a metal pipe with a screen.
and did someone say old gold?
ghetto is when you realize two tall cans of old gold at 1.09 is not only cheaper than a 40, but is 8 ounces more.
-You know your ghetto if youve jacked the ice cream man at any time in your life.
-You know your ice cream mans ghetto when he ride through your hood when its raining on a mission for scrill.
-You know your ghetto when you get credit at the liquor store.
-Your ghetto if your neighboorhood has those big ass vans that pull up in the morning with produce in them with that horn at 8am.
-You know your liquor stores ghetto when theres a "no refund" sign on the box of dry ass phillies.
-You know your ghetto if you clear your sinuses by maing a loud ass snorting noise. (niggas know)
-You live in the ghetto when you not only have the token homesless drunk in front of the store, you have the token TEENAGE homeless drunk.
-You know your ghetto if youve seen your mother or father smoke crack. one extra ghewtto point awarded if you smoked crack with them, even once.
-Two extra ghetto points awarded if you actually buy the crack for your parent. five ghetto points awarded if you sell it to them.
-You ghetto when it dosent even dawn on you that drinking in public is illegal.
-you know your ghetto when NO ONE knocks on your door at holloween and your front lights on.
-you know your ghetto when bullets are no longer in the box, and theyre littered around your house like pennies.
-You ghetto if you stole niggas quarters at the arcade back in the day when they lines it up on the front of the screen
-you ghetto if your headphones have tape on them, and you still rock a cassette walkman.
-You know you ghetto when the neighboorhood store dont even call the cops in theives, they just take you in the back and beat you the fuck up
-You ghetto if you buy your cigarettes from the homeless to save money
-You know your ghetto if youve actually seen a meth lab before.
-you know your ghetto when youre friends with a prostitute. not an escort.
-You ghetto if our dumb ass ever put parmesean cheese in the microwave as a substiute for not having cheese, thinkin it gon' melt
-You ghetto if you used to slide down hills on cardboard for fun
-your ghetto when you have 2 kids at 15.
-Your ghetto when the amount of bottles in your recycling bin equals more money than whats in your wallet.
-youve taken a shower at a apartment complex's pool because your shits cut off.
-your ghetto if you have suffered from any PCP-related injury.
-you ghetto if you con fast food stores with the "you gave me the wrong food' bit just to eat.
-You ghetto if your front windows broke and people just jump through the window now instead of knock at the door.
-You ghetto when you actually took that 10 gallon water drum full of pennies to the grocery store thinkin bout a sack and some drank.
-You ghetto when you play cricket with the samoans at the park on sunday
-You ghetto if you own a plastic bong or a metal pipe with a screen.
and did someone say old gold?
ghetto is when you realize two tall cans of old gold at 1.09 is not only cheaper than a 40, but is 8 ounces more.
you know you ghetto if
you have lived in a 2 bedroom house With 6 niggas in it where niggas sleep on the floor.. and there is always like 4 extras who dont even live there and everyone is fucked up all the time
you think tupac is still alive
you get a bitch to suck your dick.. and then when she tells someone you call her a hoe and say shes lieing
you hear the word pregnant and you instantly think Its not mine, even if you havnt ever fucked the bitch
you ever glorified someone in jail for whatever they did to get put there.. or if you have ever bragged about gettin shot at
you ever ate peanut butter for dinner..
You ever just posted on the block with like 2 niggas for No reason.. just sat there smokin weed and drinkin for like 7 hours
If you ever been mistooken for African by an african
you have lived in a 2 bedroom house With 6 niggas in it where niggas sleep on the floor.. and there is always like 4 extras who dont even live there and everyone is fucked up all the time
you think tupac is still alive
you get a bitch to suck your dick.. and then when she tells someone you call her a hoe and say shes lieing
you hear the word pregnant and you instantly think Its not mine, even if you havnt ever fucked the bitch
you ever glorified someone in jail for whatever they did to get put there.. or if you have ever bragged about gettin shot at
you ever ate peanut butter for dinner..
You ever just posted on the block with like 2 niggas for No reason.. just sat there smokin weed and drinkin for like 7 hours
If you ever been mistooken for African by an african
You know your ghetto when your ride has the doughnut on it but you still hit the highway
You know your ghetto when you flick one lighter and hold
the gas on the other one to get it lit to smoke some resin
You know your ghetto when you smoke all your blunt roaches and then smoke all the papers in a pipe
You know your ghetto when you flick one lighter and hold
the gas on the other one to get it lit to smoke some resin
You know your ghetto when you smoke all your blunt roaches and then smoke all the papers in a pipe
hahah man we do that all the fucking time..we just post on the side of my homies house cuz he on the corner and its cutz.. his neighbors dont be trippen or nothing we just be soakin em and burnin it down.. foos be hella loud.. its koo tho.. we make sure to throw tha cig butts in tha street cause they get heated for that..
u know ur ghetto when yo momz so poor that she doesnt have money for milk so she adds water to Whole milk an tells u its 2% jus so it lasts longer.....
u know u ghetto when u call collect an when it says, 'state ur name', u say "hey call me bacc right now" (as fast as u can b4 the time ends) cuz u cant call out of about 10 miles from ur house
u know u ghetto when u got 6 people in a 1 bedroom apartment....
u know ur ghetto when u scam AOL by giving them a fake name an credit card number an use em for over a year then move an forget about them.
u know u ghetto when u buy a stolen system 4 ur car cuz u cant afford a new or used 1, an dont give a fucc!
^^^^all me!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know u ghetto when u call collect an when it says, 'state ur name', u say "hey call me bacc right now" (as fast as u can b4 the time ends) cuz u cant call out of about 10 miles from ur house
u know u ghetto when u got 6 people in a 1 bedroom apartment....
u know ur ghetto when u scam AOL by giving them a fake name an credit card number an use em for over a year then move an forget about them.
u know u ghetto when u buy a stolen system 4 ur car cuz u cant afford a new or used 1, an dont give a fucc!
^^^^all me!!!!!!!!!!!!
