THE YOU KNOW UR GHETTO WHEN.. THREAD
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when you put aluminum foil on the the antenae.
when you got a 8 speaker surround sound hooked up only to the left and right output on the stereo.
When at least two of the speakers above are 6x9's
when you go to the blood bank, then spend the money on a twomp sac.
when you sell W.I.C for 60% of it's value in cash.
<-------Guilty of all of thee above
when you got a 8 speaker surround sound hooked up only to the left and right output on the stereo.
When at least two of the speakers above are 6x9's
when you go to the blood bank, then spend the money on a twomp sac.
when you sell W.I.C for 60% of it's value in cash.
<-------Guilty of all of thee above
you know you ghetto when you only clean your pool like once a month and shit
you know you ghetto when you on financial aid at yale or harvard
you hell of ghetto if you drive like one opf those benz's from the 80's
your hella of ghetto if your butler drives a better car then you
like your hella getto if you only got the mitsubishi gold series tv and it aint even 1020i and your dvd player dont even do progressive scan
ur ghetto if you aint got HD-TV
u from da geto if yoo busted caps on a busta before for mean muggin ya chaffeur n chit
your ghetto if you got the regular american express card and not the blackcard
your ghetto if your from like camino tassajarra or alamo, dey hella geto
ur ghetto if you gotta show id at the club and wait in line
if you aoint smokin yurples your ghetto ask y dresta, he chella gETO
if you drink merlot from like the year 200o and up your ghetto
your ghetto if yoo serve red wine with pasta and white wine with steak
if you use a washing machine your ghetto
thats what they make dry cleaners for duhh.....ppppffffffff
you know you ghetto when you on financial aid at yale or harvard
you hell of ghetto if you drive like one opf those benz's from the 80's
your hella of ghetto if your butler drives a better car then you
like your hella getto if you only got the mitsubishi gold series tv and it aint even 1020i and your dvd player dont even do progressive scan
ur ghetto if you aint got HD-TV
u from da geto if yoo busted caps on a busta before for mean muggin ya chaffeur n chit
your ghetto if you got the regular american express card and not the blackcard
your ghetto if your from like camino tassajarra or alamo, dey hella geto
ur ghetto if you gotta show id at the club and wait in line
if you aoint smokin yurples your ghetto ask y dresta, he chella gETO
if you drink merlot from like the year 200o and up your ghetto
your ghetto if yoo serve red wine with pasta and white wine with steak
if you use a washing machine your ghetto
thats what they make dry cleaners for duhh.....ppppffffffff
You know you ghetto if
Anyone in you family smokes Crack
If your grandma ask you to find her weed
IF you grandma tells your bigger bro that he hits the blunt like a bitch
If you havnt seen your dad or mom in the last 5 years
If you been in arrested more then 4 times in the last year
If you have been stoped by the cops just becuase they felt like it
If you hateing on someones car as the drive by you and your homies at the bustop
If your 18+ and pay the 50Cents for minors just becuase you can get away with it
IF you call your grandma Mom and your mom Sister and still dont know it
If you know or got someone in your family that has a newborn but leaves the kid with the grandma so they can go to the club
if you ever went anywhere in your slippers
If you say Nigga ever other word without even noticing
If you have ever said "if im lieing then GOD strike me down right now" And you where lieing
If your smile goes away when ever a camra is put in your face.. but you pose
I could sit here all god damn day thinking of shit
Anyone in you family smokes Crack
If your grandma ask you to find her weed
IF you grandma tells your bigger bro that he hits the blunt like a bitch
If you havnt seen your dad or mom in the last 5 years
If you been in arrested more then 4 times in the last year
If you have been stoped by the cops just becuase they felt like it
If you hateing on someones car as the drive by you and your homies at the bustop
If your 18+ and pay the 50Cents for minors just becuase you can get away with it
IF you call your grandma Mom and your mom Sister and still dont know it
If you know or got someone in your family that has a newborn but leaves the kid with the grandma so they can go to the club
if you ever went anywhere in your slippers
If you say Nigga ever other word without even noticing
If you have ever said "if im lieing then GOD strike me down right now" And you where lieing
If your smile goes away when ever a camra is put in your face.. but you pose
I could sit here all god damn day thinking of shit
