A thank you to the jerk-offs who put down the latest MAXIM & KY jelly long enough to run their greasy little dick pullers over their Cheetos crumb filled keyboards to holla at ya boy. You blokes are peachy-keen in my book.
But where's all the dames at? I had to scrap my last OS and totally lost my entire Spank Bank folder with all the nude and semi-nude photos I've received over the years. C'mon ladies, have mercy on an old dirty bastard and please resend them.
The only one I have left is this one of Jade and a Jackhammer Jesus she was very fond of: