*OFFICIAL* "Help ElPresidente650 Come Up With $300 FAST" Thread

[jr916]

you may have deleted your thread but my offer still stands,just give me 15 minutes, in, out, ping, bang, 300bucks in your pocket, cash money

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?
aranoid:

 

[REdRUM]

What I'm wondering is...why (how) do you have those quotes?

Did you have your browser open to that thread when he closed it?

 

[REdRUM]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? THOUGHT I WAS FIRST. SICCNESS PLAYA PRICE
aranoid:

Huh.

 

[jr916]

Huh.

haha, nice...

 

[Ethereal]

Yeah my browser was open to the thread. I tried to post, it said thread deleted. I hit back and it took me to the pages. As long as the page DOES NOT need to reload it will display everything you saw on previous pages.

Right now I have Page 1, 2 and 5. I had 3 but I hit refresh on accident and fucked it up. I'll do 5 since it's the only other one.

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[Ethereal]

Page 5

beg.....but get a dope sign like so:

Sell your laptop, you dumbass. Or that extra printer...that's a start.

sadly bein %100 honest the only way u can make fast money like that is dope or somethin else the man would call "illegal"

yeah just make a sign telling the truth,

"My mom is going to kick me out if I don't pay her $300 by the end of the month...Can you help? GOD BLESS"

yeah right, i bet now you wish you didnt get fronted all that crystal huh....dopeman aint playin bout his money

^^yup, you better pawn the computer your posting from because your ass is about to get shot.

How you gonna give up like that. Come on, we can get you that $300

HAHAH those are sum good signs probably should try that but o wait im not homeless so that dont work

sorry to dissapoint man but i dont fuck with drugs so that whole dope man fronting shit aint happening

i aint gettin it right now im going to sleep then later i figure it out...

HAHAHA I was bored as fuck thats why i made this thread cant yall tell...but i do need 300 bucks tho hahaha...

Kidnap yourself and call your mom for $400 bucks ransom.

$100 finders fee for me, of course.

Rob 10 7 11's

Maybe because you're crying on here about needing money...

what the fuck are you doin over in SB's thread, he aint gonna loan you the money

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I got $300 for him he if he desires to dress up like Joe The Plumber on Halloween night *wink wink*

Christ's sake:angry:

 

[TONY206]

Christ's sake:angry:

 

[Gas One]

lol at not being able to make 300 dollars

not coming on siccness and getting a temp job or selling dope might help

not coming on siccness being the most important part

 

[Toro]

HAHA @ that giant smiley haha.

 

[Nuttkase]

lol...I was so wasted last night. I have no idea why I posted that three times.

I should make that my sig that size lol.

 

[Ethereal]

Yeah those faces were kind of freaking me out. I had to stop posting quotes and leave the internet all together last night, trembling.

 

[coondogg26]

Sperm bank

 

[B-San]

Donate a kidney at one of them Vietnamese clinics

 

[NorthBay 415]

 

[650Ubeezy]

I got a good idea, fill a bag up with sugar & glucose and sell it to some 12 year olds, tell em its cocaine and you want 300 dollars cause its an emergency and they can sell it for more

lmao wtf

 

[G-Dubb]

hmm...

 

[jr916]

Yeah those faces were kind of freaking me out. I had to stop posting quotes and leave the internet all together last night, trembling.

lol..so it wasnt all the norco's that made me not sleep...it was those fuckin faces

 

[Chree]

lol u live in hillsborough why u need 300 u rich fuck