*OFFICIAL* "Help ElPresidente650 Come Up With $300 FAST" Thread

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Alright, guys...he deleted his thread because you weren't being serious. Let's help him get back the $300 he stole from his momma's purse before she wakes up and notices it's gone.

Post ideas here, and let's show we really care.
 
Mar 18, 2003
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Or it's possible there is the need for an abortion. It's still up in the air at this point.

One thing is certain. He NEEDS $300.
 
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Maybe not!

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sell something you own. id say sell drugs but you wouldve done tht already instead of making this thread. why dont u just borrow it from someone?
buy Mc Donalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner and collect the monopoly game pieces and trade them on the siccness.
rob a police station. they got lots of money laying around there.
haha yeah i figured someone would say work and yeah i would but it would take longer then i need to get the 300..and if i had sumthing worth 300 to sell i would...borrowing 300 aint easy and a loan well that would be kinda lame for a 300 dollar loan haha...
ghetto loan = pawn shop
sell crack, you might be able to get fronted based on your swag
how can the fucking president be broke tho?
Turn your swagger on and make a weak song that sells millions.
aint sellin no drugs hahaha and good look on the ghetto loan haha that shit might work i got a 400 swiss watch but on second thought i would not pawn that shit for nuthin and u might ask urself i got a 400 watch but cant get 300 dollars haha..i probably should start sellin shit i dont use
haha president went bankrupt man haha ghetto prez haha..
Make a swagger energy drink
AhahahhAHhaHAhAha!
 
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I got a good idea, fill a bag up with sugar & glucose and sell it to some 12 year olds, tell em its cocaine and you want 300 dollars cause its an emergency and they can sell it for more
 
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Steal copper wiring from construction sites.
Rob a girl scout and sell her cookies.
MAKE A MIXTAPE AND GET KOBE SOZ ON IT
Beg for change outside of a liquor store.
aint your mom sleeping right now?...go thru her purse
collect cans & bottles for recycling......watch out for mean old asian ladies, they'll beat your ass over an empty tall can
Get hit by a car and sue.
ip check, is this boge again?
Pick which of your friends you like the least. Then kill them and take their money.
i dont live wit my mama dude
you obviously have a computer, start printing money
Maybe he doesn't have a printer?
 
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hAhaha those are actual quotes, in order. First two pages of his thread. I have more but this C&p is giving me a headache.

Fuck, I need some vicodin right now. I would pay $300 for one. Anyone have any ideas?