Most pain you ever felt...

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Fractured my jaw in a car accident still havent had that fixed it pops out every now and then.

Broke my left hand down to the wrist either broke or craked every bone.

Crow bar to the back of the head only 5 stitches but hurt lika bitch

Stabbed in the calf muscule that was the worst one I couln't even walk for 2 weeks
 
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Upstairs neighbor in my apartment complex decided she didn't want to get dressed and go downstairs to put a trashbag of kitty litter in the trashcan by the street. So she chucks it out her window in the general direction of the trash can. Two stories. And I come out at that exact second and it explodes on me. That shit was like getting hit by a bag of wet, stinky cement. Hurt a lot. I was screaming, covered in cat litter.
 
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CannibalCrow said:
Upstairs neighbor in my apartment complex decided she didn't want to get dressed and go downstairs to put a trashbag of kitty litter in the trashcan by the street. So she chucks it out her window in the general direction of the trash can. Two stories. And I come out at that exact second and it explodes on me. That shit was like getting hit by a bag of wet, stinky cement. Hurt a lot. I was screaming, covered in cat litter.


Funniest thing I read all day!!!!
 
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My most painful time was at the first basketball game of the season in senior year. We were warming up, one of my teammates were goin' one on one w/ me which was a drill. He went for a lay-up (he's 6'3" and I'm bout 5'10") and I blocked his shot. BUT when I landed bringin all my weight down, my left foot landed on his foot unstably and sprained the living shit outta my ankle as my foot and leg made an "L" shape. All I remember was hearing snap, crackle, pop I screamed and nothing but profanity came outta my mouth in front of parents and kids. Oh did I forget to tell y'all I had sprained my ankle 5 days prior to this one? AHHHHHHHHH missed fuckin 1/2 the season.

2nd most painful, I took a shit one time except of a brick commin outta my ass it was brickhouse. Hurt hella bad, forgot to mention that I have hemmoriods, it was a bloody mess.
 

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Mean Mugg said:
My most painful time was at the first basketball game of the season in senior year. We were warming up, one of my teammates were goin' one on one w/ me which was a drill. He went for a lay-up (he's 6'3" and I'm bout 5'10") and I blocked his shot. BUT when I landed bringin all my weight down, my left foot landed on his foot unstably and sprained the living shit outta my ankle as my foot and leg made an "L" shape. All I remember was hearing snap, crackle, pop I screamed and nothing but profanity came outta my mouth in front of parents and kids. Oh did I forget to tell y'all I had sprained my ankle 5 days prior to this one? AHHHHHHHHH missed fuckin 1/2 the season..
the EXACT same shit happened to me, but it was even better because I had sprained the other ankle the week before in practice and had an ankle brace on that one. And we had it on video, you can see my ankle touch the ground hile my foot is bent inwards.

all my most painful ones are from BBall. WHen I was a soph I tried to dunk and got stuffed by the rim and landed head first so I stuck my arm out and dislocated it, then when my body hit the ground it popped back in. It didnt hurt till the trainers were trying to straighten my arm out but my arm wouldnt unbend. The guys on my team said they could hear me screaming from the court while the game was going on, and I was down the hall in the trainers room.

The wrost was when I hurt my hip playing at lunch, then fell on it 3 times during the week in practice, then after having to sit out for a week, the first minute of the game I fell on it again and had to go to the hospital because my leg wouldnt move. It felt like someone had a knife in my hip and just kept twisting it in a circle. Turned out I fell on it so many times it had caused bleeding in my hip and the muscles starting going into shock.
 
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i was at the top of an 15 step concrete staircase outside of an apartment building, i was walking on a ledge above the stairs playin with toys (i was about 6) and i had a lil helicopter right...so i was makin it fly and walkin with it till i walked right off the ledge and fell down the stairs, knocked out cold and i woke up later that night at my house.
 

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KrypticFlowz said:
i was at the top of an 15 step concrete staircase outside of an apartment building, i was walking on a ledge above the stairs playin with toys (i was about 6) and i had a lil helicopter right...so i was makin it fly and walkin with it till i walked right off the ledge and fell down the stairs, knocked out cold and i woke up later that night at my house.
Yo... thats how I fell down my apartment stairs, but I was 4 and I chased down a dumptruck. And I woke up in the hospital with a bag of candy & money.
 
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I got a pic of me as a little kid getting attacked by geese. My folks thought it was cute and funny, but later they found all these bruises and cuts on me from the geese biting me. Hurt like a bitch, I assure you. So I got a pic of the abuse, people. I was three or four years old too. I hate geese.
 
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Stage diving at a Kottonmouth Kingz concert and nobody caught me. I busted my ass pretty good. The stage was like 5 feet in the air and I took a good jump with my back towardz the crowd and nobody fuckin caught me. Pissed me off. My tailbone hurt pretty bad for a couple weekz. I had to go getta CAT scan on my lower back.......luckly I didn't fuck anything up...

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B-Buzz said:
the EXACT same shit happened to me, but it was even better because I had sprained the other ankle the week before in practice and had an ankle brace on that one. And we had it on video, you can see my ankle touch the ground hile my foot is bent inwards.
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Ha shit, imagine severely spraining the same one, that's pain, you got lucky. One of my teammates saw the whole thing, he made this face :confused: when he saw me sprain my ankle. It was taped up, I had an ankle brace (cheap shit fucked me up) and bent the shit outta my ankle still. I think the tape and the brace put more stress on my ankle cuz as I landed it was making my foot stay normal and when I sprained it, there was too much stress and snap, crackle, pop. Ah I don't even wanna go back and think about the horror. I still use the same cheap ass brace, I did forget to mention I was playin ball thursday and sprained the fuckin same ankle again? Right when I driving to go play I knew I was gonna sprain my ankle that day for some reason.
 
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when i was five i was playin around with my cousin on a stair case..to thee right of the staircase was a 3 foot fence.. you know them steal ones wiht little arrows on the tips...well my dumb ass slipp from the stairs and fellon the fence..i feel on the fence like if i was ridin it like a hores....one of dem fuckin arrows stabbed da fuck outta my nutsack..so my cousin runs and gets help and my dad comes and pulls me off..he thinks im fuckin around so he smacks da fuck outta me...den i tell him it hurts so fuckin bad and he takes me to da bathroom to see..when he pulled my pants down to see he said my right but was hangin out my sack...so dis nigga goes and pokes it back in..dey take me to the hospital and i get like 10 stitches almost lost a nit but they saved it...now dat was fuckin painful
 
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lets see once i was running from cops at a house party and i jumped a fence into a whole shitload of rose bushes, that one didnt feel too good

i landed on my head going off my first jump on my snowboard, that was nothin nice
 

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uh....to name a few....

doing that stupid ass move on the swings at a fair, where u swing hella far in the air and then try to jumo off to get hella air...i got like 8 feet of air, and landed wrong on my foot and fractured it...only time i've ever broken a bone. I couldnt walk on it for a month.

my "boy" was pretending to throw a hammer at me and slipped and threw it and it caught me on the top of the shoulder. a chip had to be removed.

im only about 5 10, but i was trying to dunk on a 9 foot hoop in these courts, so i did, and my finger got caught in the net coming down, and my body kept going. lets say that my entire finger was pulled out of the socket.

this year, my foot got infected from an abscess. My whole foot and lower part of my leg got inflamed and swollen, like bright red. well, the doctor, with no anethesia, cut open the abscess and had to push all the fluid out. i screamed forever...that shit was the most pain i've ever felt in my life. infections are a bitch.

i have been hit in the balls way too many times in my life, by footballs, basketballs, baseballs, apples, a medicine ball, etc.

heres a funny one:

so im playing home run derby, and my boy is shaggin balls, so i have the bat in my hand and no mitt. he hucked one of the balls in from the outfield, and i tried to knock it down with the bat. it went straight off the bat, and into my nuts. i was hollerin and whoopin and i dove straight into a fat ass mud puddle. there i am, clutching my crotch, and rolling around on the ground, getting soaked and covered in mud.

worst one ive seen?

homecoming football game, 4 years ago. our fullback, who was 6 1 and 280, was running the ball. three guys jump on his back, and he tries to shake em off. his foot gets stuck in the mud, so it cant turn, but his body does. compound fracture, the bone came straight through his leg. people were screaming.
 
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when i was a youngin i was camping with the fam bam and i was walkin barefoot str8 stepped on a razor blade...my foot was bloody as hell..didnt need any stitches tho

got punched in the forhead by some dude with a partial cast..u know the perfect kind to hit someone with..lol just covers your four fingers with your thumb free...that shit left a lump the size of a golfball on my forhead(still didnt drop me tho)..and me and my homie went on to whoop him and his homeboys ass...they fled the scene runnin

i was drunk and standin on the back of my homies bronco..he excellerated a lil too quik and i fell off that bitch ..thats what u call a scraaaaper..shit lost a few layers of skin on that one...lol but did it like i solja and stuck around for the beezys that were comin thru


theres a few more but ehhh fuck it 3 is enuff
 
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gettin my wisdom teeth pulled would have had to be the worst...second i would have to say flippin over the handle bars of my bike when i was about 6 or 7 and scrappin the shit out of my face...
 
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DubbC415 said:
im only about 5 10, but i was trying to dunk on a 9 foot hoop in these courts, so i did, and my finger got caught in the net coming down, and my body kept going. lets say that my entire finger was pulled out of the socket.
Ouch, I always wondered what would happen if someone got there finger stuck on the net.

Oh shit, another painful moment just popped in my head. It was when I was sleeping, prior to that it was the first day of try-out's at basketball. I haven't ran in a while let alone do any cardiovascular activitiesl at the time. Well when I was sleeping I woke up screaming because I felt a sharp pain from my calf. It was the most painful muscle cramp in my entire life. I tried to straighten my shit out but couldn't, I was in pain for like 5 whole minutes. Later that night I went back to sleep and this time I woke up to a muscle cramp from my hamstring OMG, shit was a biiiiiitch. I had muscle cramps from both areas before but this time it was extremely painful.

Oh yeah one time when I was sleeping I woke up and had a huge migraine, I never ever in my life had a migraine before. This shit was fuckin painful as fuck. I took tylenols shit didn't help I was awake in the middle of the night for like an hour squeezing the shit outta my head. I was a young teen then, and I never ever had another migraine since then.