uh....to name a few....
doing that stupid ass move on the swings at a fair, where u swing hella far in the air and then try to jumo off to get hella air...i got like 8 feet of air, and landed wrong on my foot and fractured it...only time i've ever broken a bone. I couldnt walk on it for a month.
my "boy" was pretending to throw a hammer at me and slipped and threw it and it caught me on the top of the shoulder. a chip had to be removed.
im only about 5 10, but i was trying to dunk on a 9 foot hoop in these courts, so i did, and my finger got caught in the net coming down, and my body kept going. lets say that my entire finger was pulled out of the socket.
this year, my foot got infected from an abscess. My whole foot and lower part of my leg got inflamed and swollen, like bright red. well, the doctor, with no anethesia, cut open the abscess and had to push all the fluid out. i screamed forever...that shit was the most pain i've ever felt in my life. infections are a bitch.
i have been hit in the balls way too many times in my life, by footballs, basketballs, baseballs, apples, a medicine ball, etc.
heres a funny one:
so im playing home run derby, and my boy is shaggin balls, so i have the bat in my hand and no mitt. he hucked one of the balls in from the outfield, and i tried to knock it down with the bat. it went straight off the bat, and into my nuts. i was hollerin and whoopin and i dove straight into a fat ass mud puddle. there i am, clutching my crotch, and rolling around on the ground, getting soaked and covered in mud.
worst one ive seen?
homecoming football game, 4 years ago. our fullback, who was 6 1 and 280, was running the ball. three guys jump on his back, and he tries to shake em off. his foot gets stuck in the mud, so it cant turn, but his body does. compound fracture, the bone came straight through his leg. people were screaming.