LETS THROW A PARTY FOR MUSTYNUTS'S 10,000TH POST!!!

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Yes it is I, the almighty one...Here to bless you with another post......I've told you all that I plan to do the first live suicide for my 10,000 post.....$29.99 give you unlimited access to my demise via webcam...Join now and get a free copy of the DVD.

Yes, been on siccness since 98-99 or so...god damn I've been with this site longer then any bitch i ever been with....longer then any job...longer then...shit....almost anything...

I'd like to thank a few that have made my internet experiences what they have been.....Light, Goodfella, Psilo, Slowpoke, Sexy ass Kalyn, 6foota, ravage, mean mugg, jade (who kinda saved my life/sanity in a way a looooooooong time ago, i never really had a chance to say thanks).....shit i might as well go ahead and copy and paste the whole fuckin siccness member list......


If anyone would like to purchase a t-shirt for the event (profits go to my cremation expenses) pls PM me
the shirts are black with red writing that reads "I watched Mustynutz die of a drug overdose online and all i got was this lousy T-shirt"

The week before my 10,000 post....I will be hosting a "Remembering Mustynutz....The Man , The Myth, and The Legend " here on siccness...i will try and trace my very first post as Mustynutz...as well as J-Mastermind (my original sn) and revivie those posts...in fact i think i will bump every post i ever made back to the top...both here, on BART and Detox.

I will also be holding a get together for all my siccness folks who would like to attend....i will get shitfaced drunk, act an ass,make a long speech and tell you all i love you and ingest many drugs..drink more...and probably wake up the next day with Dana in a motel 6 somewhere in the east bay..or.coco county...with a mean hangover, 2 empty bottles of jack daniels and a pissed off indian guy beating on the door talkin about "Eees cheggouttime Ju must go now, i call police"

fuck i've know some of you longer then i've know my "real life" friends.....its funny when you have to explain your internet friends to your real life friends aint it...." yeah its my friend from the internet"...lol....and how you have to refer to them by their screen name...."Yeah this dude Psilo i know"...or "yeah my homie Mean Mugg"...lol..."yah i was talkin to cannibal crow the other day"

just amkes you sound crazy...i think i know a handful of you by real goverment names...lol....

i will now proceed to roll a trainwreck joint and lace it with some afghani hash...this fuckin thread made my day...

*holds up a drink in the air and proceeds to toast

"Dees ez da Sheeet neeekha...SIGGANESS POR LIBE"
 
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Donations now being accepted by paypal....First 25 people to donate $20 or more willget a fre autographed photo of Mustynutz and also a free 1 year membership into Club Swampnutz (the official Mustynutz fan club)

Donate $50 and get a scratch and sniff autographed napkin from Mustynutz (with the authentic aroma of rotten gonads)

Donate $100 and get a smokeout with the king of smoke Himself, and get to spend a day with the Nutzter as you
-Visit the cannabis clubs and cop more weed
-Learn how to get high and do nothing for 4 hours
-learn the secrets of ballscratching and typing at the same time
-smoke such strains as Trainwreck, Grandaddy purple, Skunk and more
-watch endless hours of granny porn, clips from scatshack.com, and yahoe's pics and videos
-learn how to make the perfect martini using cheap gin and olives from the dollar store
-discover what good cocaine is really like
-listen to hours of King Nutzy talk about his life while drunk
-have sex with a midget for the first time at the Neverland Ranch
and much much more

paypal

[email protected]
 
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mustynutz said:
Donations now being accepted by paypal....First 25 people to donate $20 or more willget a fre autographed photo of Mustynutz and also a free 1 year membership into Club Swampnutz (the official Mustynutz fan club)

Donate $50 and get a scratch and sniff autographed napkin from Mustynutz (with the authentic aroma of rotten gonads)

Donate $100 and get a smokeout with the king of smoke Himself, and get to spend a day with the Nutzter as you
-Visit the cannabis clubs and cop more weed
-Learn how to get high and do nothing for 4 hours
-learn the secrets of ballscratching and typing at the same time
-smoke such strains as Trainwreck, Grandaddy purple, Skunk and more
-watch endless hours of granny porn, clips from scatshack.com, and yahoe's pics and videos
-learn how to make the perfect martini using cheap gin and olives from the dollar store
-discover what good cocaine is really like
-listen to hours of King Nutzy talk about his life while drunk
-have sex with a midget for the first time at the Neverland Ranch
and much much more

paypal

[email protected]
Man, you got me laughing so hard my fucking stomach hurts...
 

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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You know what, for $100 dollars that's actually a deal, between the Cannibus Cup, the buds, and the coke. I'm doooown!

But for real...you're all out in california, and i'm out here in pennsylvania. So if you're gonna have a party, let me know what time. I'll rent/buy a hooker for an hour or two, put you guys on speaker phone, and bang the fuck out of her while I celebrate with you guys. Whenever your party in california is over, I'll kick out the hooker and start banging dope.
 
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Stealth said:
You know what, for $100 dollars that's actually a deal, between the Cannibus Cup, the buds, and the coke. I'm doooown!

But for real...you're all out in california, and i'm out here in pennsylvania. So if you're gonna have a party, let me know what time. I'll rent/buy a hooker for an hour or two, put you guys on speaker phone, and bang the fuck out of her while I celebrate with you guys. Whenever your party in california is over, I'll kick out the hooker and start banging dope.
LMAO....stomach still hurtin'
 

Stealth

Join date: May '98
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Yeah...I'll go out to Cali for ONE party. That's fair, after being on this website for 7 years. I have a cousin in San Fran. So...i'm waiting for musty's coke and weed party before I commit.