LETS THROW A PARTY FOR MUSTYNUTS'S 10,000TH POST!!!
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Yeah i was thinking of settling down when I hit the big 10k, theres a nice spot in Idaho I've been meaning to visit and maybe settle down with an Idahoe....err idahoan...yeah
I will be purchasing tickets for anyone who donates $300 or more...i will pay for your airfare and show you where the cheapest hotel is ( 19.95 an hour, over by broadway ) and wil also entitled you to a smokeout of any drug you choose....
A full retirement is still in consideration, i will have to speak with my agent and decide if it would be best to continue my career or to move forward with the book deal and recording contract, I plan to do a US tour with Miss Cleo and Hammer later this year..
Yes its been a helluva run man...i was actually thinking of purchasing Siccness on my 10,000 post, im sure i could get it for a little bit of nothing, i'd probably delete all the forums except Detox and open House and just have live streaming midget gangbang porn and Goatse and Tubgirl clips...i might keep bart and change it to a christian bay rap forum....
At the party i wanna see ya'll showin some love....come say whats up to me....smoke one wit me...hell share a needle w/me and give me some head..i dont care...its all love....
I will be purchasing tickets for anyone who donates $300 or more...i will pay for your airfare and show you where the cheapest hotel is ( 19.95 an hour, over by broadway ) and wil also entitled you to a smokeout of any drug you choose....
A full retirement is still in consideration, i will have to speak with my agent and decide if it would be best to continue my career or to move forward with the book deal and recording contract, I plan to do a US tour with Miss Cleo and Hammer later this year..
Yes its been a helluva run man...i was actually thinking of purchasing Siccness on my 10,000 post, im sure i could get it for a little bit of nothing, i'd probably delete all the forums except Detox and open House and just have live streaming midget gangbang porn and Goatse and Tubgirl clips...i might keep bart and change it to a christian bay rap forum....
At the party i wanna see ya'll showin some love....come say whats up to me....smoke one wit me...hell share a needle w/me and give me some head..i dont care...its all love....
Yeah the sanctuary of my smelly scrotum will be preserved forever....For the first person that donate $10,000...i will donate my balls to....Yes I will cut off my own balls and place them in a jar of pickle juice and formeldahyde and ship them to you by UPS (fedex if soak will hook it up)
they will come complete with the moldy pubic hairs, rotten boxers that have grafted the the lower portion, and I'll even throw in an old nut rag.
I will also videotape the entire experience and include a copy...Sorry there can only be one winner....ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS BEING SOLD AS MUSTYSACKS OR MILDEWBALLS....GET YOUR AUTHENTIC MUSTYNUTZ FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE....ME!
they will come complete with the moldy pubic hairs, rotten boxers that have grafted the the lower portion, and I'll even throw in an old nut rag.
I will also videotape the entire experience and include a copy...Sorry there can only be one winner....ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS BEING SOLD AS MUSTYSACKS OR MILDEWBALLS....GET YOUR AUTHENTIC MUSTYNUTZ FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE....ME!
congrats musty u the man. this thread has me rolling. CLASSIC POST 4 SURE. thanks for all the laughs. ya got me thru many a shitty day at the office.
ay stealth can i get on a 3 way call for the hooker banging. i promise not to breath too heavy as i rub 1 out. and no i aint gonna chip in on your costs.
can i be in the hotel while u and dana get it on. once again i promise to be quiet.
while i was reading your list of what u get for a swampnutz donation it got me thinking about having a bay area cannibus cup competition. hook it up musty!
ay stealth can i get on a 3 way call for the hooker banging. i promise not to breath too heavy as i rub 1 out. and no i aint gonna chip in on your costs.
can i be in the hotel while u and dana get it on. once again i promise to be quiet.
while i was reading your list of what u get for a swampnutz donation it got me thinking about having a bay area cannibus cup competition. hook it up musty!
and the answer is NO, you cannot listen/watch me and dana get it on at the hotel....but I will give you a glass and you can rent out the room next to us and put that cup to the wall and listen in...for $50 I'll give you the motel and room number....for $39.95 you can just buy our DVD which will be released about a week later "Groupies Gone Wild" a Motel 6 production....
YO MUSTY OVER AT WWW.HORRORCORE.COM IN THE PURGATORY FORUM THERES A GUY THAT HAS OVER 26,000 POSTS!!!
So the big question is, should Musty ride on that motherfucker solo, or should we have our biggest inter-web-based beef since the BART Board? Cuz 91Siccness v. Horrorcore is fin to get nasty. We can all make up fake screen names and post on Horrocore and infiltrate the boards for about 3 months. Then, once we get credibility, we just start posting up Siccness topics like "2Pac was the best of all time", "what is your favorite brotha lynch track", "when is Everrready: The religion dropping", and "would you fuck your own sister in the ass while eating her shit for 1.2 million dollars, and if so, what is your Zodiac sign?". We can turn Horrorcore into the 91Sicc, hostile takeover. Then we can get some of the people on this website who "will give you their address if you want to meet up in real life and handle this shit like men, because net beef spills over into the real world ALL THE TIME", and they can start putting real life hits on the Horrorcore members.
WHOS WITH ME!?!
WHOS WITH ME!?!
i think ya'll should chip in and buy ya boy something for his 10,000th post....can i get a midget hooker....?....maybe some heroin....how about 2 oxycontin and a fifth of Taaka....how about a crackhead hoe and a box of graham crackers?....a book of old school food stamps and a pack of top ramen..?....a 40 of Crazy Horse and some nyquil?....ya grandma heart medication and a copy of TV guide..?...how about 2 packs of kool-aid and a candy bar....?...man some big league chew and a dirty syringe...?....how about some used socks from ebay and a secret decoder ring...?
how about a david hasselhoff poster and a alf doll?....2 matchbox cars and some coke?...
how about 1 rib....how much for one rib....can i buy just one rib.....
how about a david hasselhoff poster and a alf doll?....2 matchbox cars and some coke?...
how about 1 rib....how much for one rib....can i buy just one rib.....