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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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i think i remember reading somewhere to not do all black / stainless / glass because people enter your space and feel cold and things seem too sterile and unwelcoming.

that's exactly what im going for

lol

Do they sell hospital disinfectant scented Air-wick / glade plug-ins?

NO PICTURES ALLOWED ON THE WALLS
 
Jan 29, 2005
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Fuck man, for some reason 4 ex girlfriends I haven't talked to in years all been popped up in my life all within the last couple of weeks. All still looking gorgeous as ever too. One of them wanted to meet up in Reno in March and I was like "lolno" out of straight up embarrassment. Another one added me on Facebook and she got a grip of pictures with her rich successful good looking new husband. One of my ex's from Germany who hasn't even been on Facebook in forever posted up pictures of her at the Louvre in Paris yesterday looking like a fucking model.

I feel like this is a sign from Jeebus, Allah, and the flying spaghetti monster to get my shit together.
 
Jan 29, 2005
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Got some simple truth organic roasted red pepper hummus in the fridge... can i join the gang now or i can murder a innocent old lady whatever i gotta do to join that hummus clique
You need to show dedication with consistent hummus consumption. One tub ain't gonna get you in. Simple Truth Roasted Red Pepper hummus is hyphy and is a great start though. Right now you can be on Prospect status. You'll get fully patched in after you show you're really down for the hummus.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Mom's e-cig liquid almost kills girl, 6


Jesus christ. Both of these parents are fucking retarded who the fuck would put pure concentrated nicotine in a childrens ibuprofen bottle?!?!!? That shit comes with death warnings on it. And that shits clear and you can smell it instantly, you open that bottle and you can get sick just breathing the fumes


stupid fucking idiots of course this shits blasted on USA Today with "ecig explosions" literally in the URL
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I've held onto those bottles with old nasty nicotine in them because i dont want someone at the dump maybe breaking it open and getting it on them or some shit. i know theres probably zero chance of that happen but i dunno man. I don't even want to dump it down the sink you need a fume hood otherwise it gets into the air and if you breathe it its like smoking a bunch of cigarettes at once. Fuck it i just threw it away though lol
 

BUTCHER 206

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CAUTION DANGER POISON TOXIC DANGER HIGHLY TOXIC KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN POSSIBLE DEATH DANGER PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT REQUIRED (NITRILE GLOVES, FUME HOOD, EYE PROTECTION, RESPIRATOR, USE ONLY IN LABORATORY SETTING) DANGER POISON DEATH


>transfers it to a childrens medicine container
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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fuck, what am I supposed to do on Sundays now
I dunno

I got home and was like "Fuck, the seahawks already played and i dont feel like watching anyone else". my plan was to walk through the door and fall face first into bed then sleep for 13 hours but then i vaped some oil and its the only thing keeping me conscious
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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texting my cheeseburger picture from yesterday morning plus timestamp to a couple people who told me i needed a cheeseburger


wish i could filter the past 1 1/2 years of bank account activity by fast food transactions then print it all out and have it delivered certified mail so they have to sign for it. ill retaliate with periodic microaggressions for years on end until these people can't even look at a cheeseburger without feeling a headache / physically ill
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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>implying i dont eat burgers multiple times a month, probably more burgers than all these people put together
> infinity @infinity failing to burr at 1017 once again
>1033 and still ranting and raving and being a lunatic