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He failed to mention he's literally 7 and a half feet tall. I was all like,

>staring up to the heavens

"HELLO UP THERE! Can you tell me what the weather up there's like, so i can be prepared for tomorrow? Is it hard for you to get into cars? Are you in the NBA?"



and each joke was more hilarious than the last


lmfao I remember these jokes
 
Jan 29, 2005
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Guaranteed it will. your BMR and total daily energy expenditure are probably really high since you're so tall. Eating clean should eliminate a lot of speed-bumps too. I'd have entire weeks just completely wiped out by doing something as simple as eating a half a pint of ice cream or something. just a little cave-in to some cravings for junk sugar then its rebound hunger for hours / sometimes days and binge eating.

What are you thinking exercise wise? i need to get started on it and i dont know whats stopping me; i cant even think of an exercise routine its just like a mental block when i start thinking about it. I know you had some kettle bells but didn't want to use them because something happened i think, and have always been a beast at cardio.

And why 185?
I'm wanting to start up DDP Yoga and some at home exercise programs like Insanity or P90X.

I kind of want to do Insanity in the mornings and some DDP Yoga in the evenings, get 2 workouts in to keep the calories burning.

I stopped fucking with my kettle bells out of laziness. I could probably throw in a 15 minute kettle bell workout every day too, maybe after Insanity.

Beach Body the company that makes Insanity, P90X and other programs are doing an online thing where you can stream all of their shit instead of buying DVD's. It's like a Netflix for exercising for only like $10 a month. Thinking about doing that.

Shooting for 185 cause it seems like it will be a good light weight. I want to be as light as possible without over doing it. My back, neck, and knees are shredded, want as little weight as I can on my frame. Tall people already get a lot of issues when they get older, I want to ease as much of it as I can.
 

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Butcher I'm not bullshitting when I say that you could be a comedian. Find an Open Mic Night and bullshit with the crowd. It's terrifying and terrible at first but you've got the jokes in you. Open with some calorie counting stuff then some rant about a beaner calling you a beaner and then some Fantasy Football stuff about being in 2nd place. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. And then close with your "Muslim Chili" bit

BOOM there's your first stand-up set. Just wrote the whole thing
 

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Butcher I'm not bullshitting when I say that you could be a comedian. Find an Open Mic Night and bullshit with the crowd. It's terrifying and terrible at first but you've got the jokes in you. Open with some calorie counting stuff then some rant about a beaner calling you a beaner and then some Fantasy Football stuff about being in 2nd place. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. And then close with your "Muslim Chili" bit

BOOM there's your first stand-up set. Just wrote the whole thing
 

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Need to get these at home exercise programs going, never get motivated enough to get in my car and drive to the gym. My 12 month gym commitment is over this month and I probably used it for a solid 2 months the entire year, what a waste.
Probably going to be moving in with my friends brother like I had kinda mentioned i think. i dont know, im slightly delusional right now from being tired but i think i brought that up. its pretty much a sure thing i talked with him yesterday and visited the house again and he bought one of those smith machines that takes up an entire room. it has the rack like squat / bench and i guess you could dead lift. then he has all the bars and chains and all that shit for lat pulldowns and rows and whatever the fuck else you do on smith machines i dont know what im talking about lol

but i really hope it clicks for me having that there. and hes been doing a whole routine he has laid out with sets of stuff on certain days and all that. i hope if i get in there having that dedicated room lights a fire under me and get me going. it'll be nice to be able to eat a lot more too if i do
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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its really weird he has a shit load of money and doesnt ever buy anything. fucking white people. "oh i dont want to spend $5 on a beer at the bar fuck that id rather save all my money and buy a house and put away for my retirement date at age 50 cause im a dork hurr durr"

fucking white people

theres no furniture in the living room its a clean slate. throw this dope black and stainless steel legged minimalist design 55" tv stand perfectly paired with this 55" black and stainless lined plasma in there, black leather recliner; just need to add a luxury couch and either a high end soundbar to the tv or some actual THX / house party speakers. fucking white people don't even think about things like luxury minimalist bachelor aesthetics
 

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Aug 22, 2003
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i think i remember reading somewhere to not do all black / stainless / glass because people enter your space and feel cold and things seem too sterile and unwelcoming.

that's exactly what im going for

lol

Do they sell hospital disinfectant scented Air-wick / glade plug-ins?

NO PICTURES ALLOWED ON THE WALLS
 
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Fuck man, for some reason 4 ex girlfriends I haven't talked to in years all been popped up in my life all within the last couple of weeks. All still looking gorgeous as ever too. One of them wanted to meet up in Reno in March and I was like "lolno" out of straight up embarrassment. Another one added me on Facebook and she got a grip of pictures with her rich successful good looking new husband. One of my ex's from Germany who hasn't even been on Facebook in forever posted up pictures of her at the Louvre in Paris yesterday looking like a fucking model.

I feel like this is a sign from Jeebus, Allah, and the flying spaghetti monster to get my shit together.
 
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Got some simple truth organic roasted red pepper hummus in the fridge... can i join the gang now or i can murder a innocent old lady whatever i gotta do to join that hummus clique
You need to show dedication with consistent hummus consumption. One tub ain't gonna get you in. Simple Truth Roasted Red Pepper hummus is hyphy and is a great start though. Right now you can be on Prospect status. You'll get fully patched in after you show you're really down for the hummus.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Mom's e-cig liquid almost kills girl, 6


Jesus christ. Both of these parents are fucking retarded who the fuck would put pure concentrated nicotine in a childrens ibuprofen bottle?!?!!? That shit comes with death warnings on it. And that shits clear and you can smell it instantly, you open that bottle and you can get sick just breathing the fumes


stupid fucking idiots of course this shits blasted on USA Today with "ecig explosions" literally in the URL