The worst thing I ever did to someone when they was passed out was light their feet on fire. Ha, its fun when you're drunk and its def good laughs. Gotta make sure you drench their feet in hairspray though first before you light them fuckers otherwise they'll just go out. Man, we video taped one of our friends one night when we did that, funniest shit ever! I swear we watched it about a hundred times and busted up laughin' every time. Ha, he was like half asleep, barely woke up and patted them shits out and went right back to sleep... his socks were all charred and his toes were stickin' out and shit and he didn't even know what happened until the next morning when he woke up to us laughing watchin' the vid. Aww, good times... good times...