Craziest thing I've done to someone off drink...
My female partner and I were drinkin, she passed out...so I began touching her, she woke up, I panicked and strangled her with her panty hose. After about a half hour of sobbing and anxiety, I rolled her up in a throw rug and took her out to Gobbler's Knob, where I hastily buried her in a shallow makeshift grave. I woke up early the next morning to her sister's vile accusations and general tomfoolery, but after a year or so, she stopped. A while later, she and I ended up making out at a nightclub until she remembered the whole "where's my sister" crap. Crazy shit!