but hayward has got to be the most disgusting city on the planet. I was going to my gynocologist and on the way we stopped at 7-11 on tennyson. I get out to get a nice cold gatorade and some lube and right when i go to the door, i see a fucking sexy ass human being peeing right by the door. As he's peeing, he goes "i can make my dick 8 inches long, wanna know how? fold it in half" then he starts laughing and runs off with his pants still down, I chased him down and gave him the rim job of his life,dingleberries and all. Then i get up and look at his cock, its burnt and wrinkled. After i sucked him off , i walked out and there was a man shitting by the dumpster singing along to his walkman. Then i finally get to the field and there is dog shit in the batters box,its was yummy. hayward is heavan
RIP MUSTIANO
RIP MUSTIANO