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blunt_hogg559
#87
Jul 6, 2005
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rose town ryda said:
I HAVE NOT EVER SHIT MY PANTS IN BED...


BUT I HAVE SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I WAS IN BUFFALLO AND ATE SOME BUFFALONIAN BUFFHLO WINGS, AND DRANK LIKE UNLIMITED CORONAS, I WAS DRINKIN BEERS LIKE I WAS SONIC AND I WAS ROLLIN ANDGETTIN GOLD RINGS AND I HASD SOME BOMB ASS PIZZA... DROOOOOL

I WAKE UP INTEH MORNIGN HELLA DRUNK STILL I THINK, THEN I TRY TO FART...

AND IT CAME OUT NICE AND HOT

THEN I GRABBED MY CROCTH AND WADDELED TO THE BATHROOM.. LOWE AND BEHOTLD I SHARTED, I HOPPED IN THE SHOWER AND THREW MY DRAWRS OUT THE WINDOW,

THIS IS NOT A GAME
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aw shit you got my dying over here
a.miller just got his azz crossed the fuck up!!!
 
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YOUNG BREW

Sicc OG
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haha..these strories remind me of one of my homies..dude used to get so drunk..he was renting a room with like 3 females...i dont kno exact details..but the sory goes...he got dumb drunk one night came home...shit his panths(or shit his panths than came home..im not sure lol) thru his shitty dickies in the females laundry basket..they put it on spin cycle discovered his dookie cold chillin among they unmentionables...needless to say he was out end of the week
 
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jr916

Sicc OG
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Jun 3, 2006
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YOUNG BREW said:
haha..these strories remind me of one of my homies..dude used to get so drunk..he was renting a room with like 3 females...i dont kno exact details..but the sory goes...he got dumb drunk one night came home...shit his panths(or shit his panths than came home..im not sure lol) thru his shitty dickies in the females laundry basket..they put it on spin cycle discovered his dookie cold chillin among they unmentionables...needless to say he was out end of the week
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uhh, you know the doo doo mixed wit the water and made sum weird liquified shit that just marianated wit all the other clothes.....my story aint got shit on that one
 
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BaSICCally

Sicc OG
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so last summer I sprained my ankle and I got perscribed 20 vicodin, of course I eat them all. What I didn't know is vicodin makes you constipated a few days later I was pissing out of my ass for a solid 5 mins.
 
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