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#51
Aight the other night im over my homies crib wit my sisters bf (CAUSE ITS ALL GOOD DUDE IS FUCKIN MY SISTER)

n were all chillen my homie told me about these cats the was trying to start shit n they wouldnt fight
( SO THESE GUYS WERE TRYING TO START SHIT, YET THEY WOULDNT FIGHT?)

they just was pickin up shit
(WAS IT DOG SHIT, CAT SHIT? I MEAN DAMN THATS FIGHTIN DIRTY)


so were chillen n this cat comes 2 the door slurring talkin shit so we str8 up told him this ant the place 2 be actin crazy, tuff wut ever u wanna call it,
( ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PEACE KEEPER DIDNT WORK)


I left n came back n he was talkin to em like all er thangs cool

(CAUSE THEY AINT TRIPPING OFF THIS STRANGE CAT THAT CAME TO THE DOOR TALKING SHIT,CAUSE HES COOL NOW)

then when i walk up he said

"u look like ur banging bitch"

(WAS IT THE BABYPHAT SKIRT YOU WERE WEARING OR THE WAY YOU HAD YOUR HAIR THAT MADE HIM ATTRACTED TO YOU?)


i said fuck u n walked up on em n he ran off like 2 houses down,

(A MERE FUCK YOU SEND THE ENEMY FLEEING FROM THUG C'S GANGSTA HIDEOUT)

I told him i was like u gone have another hole to breath in, he leaves so we all fogot about it,

(CAUSE DISS SHIT HAPPEN ALL DA TIME IN DA HOOD YO)

about three hours later were blowin n our partna who is mental came over n said there gone jump me

(THEY PLOTTED 3 HOUSES AWAY FOR 3 HOURSTO CATCH YOUR MENTALLY DEFIICENT HOME SLIPPING ON THE BLOCK)

we roll out bout 20 deep to like 8 them wit bats n knifes in shit,
(CAUSE 20 OF THE HOMIES IS ALWAYS AT MY HOMIES CRIB JUST CHILLING WITH BATS AND KNIVES JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SET)

so my homie goes in in brangs out the K-47 wita 75 rounda clip on it,

(CAUSE HE JUST HAD IT CHILLING, HIDDEN IN HIS PANTS LEGS COCKED AND READY TO SHOOT AT ALL TIMES)


they bagged back a few steps in i told er 1 of em rush me bitch ass motha fukkaz,

Someone called po po's so we dipped,
( CAUSE 20 KIDS WITH BATS AND KNIVES AND AN AK-47 AND A MENTAL HOMEBOY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET YELLING "RUSH ME BITCH ASS MUTHAFUKKAZ"

We had kids at the house in shit

(SO YOU GOT 20 HOMEBOYS AT THE SPOT WITH AK-47'S, BATS AND KNIVES AND SHIT, DRINKING AND SMOKIN AND YOU GOT KIDS THERE TOO ?
GOD DAMN WHERE YOU LIVE COMPTON ? BEIRUT? COLUMBIA? BAGHDAD?


o we be damned if we gone let somethings happen to da babies,

( CUZ DA BABBIYES'S IS GONSA BE DAH FOOCHUR, AND WE GOTSTA KEEPS DA GANG ALAIVE )

long story short these pussy mothafuckaz talkin bout they gon pop n cant ever pop a fuckin balloon


(THIS IS WHEN THE GANGSTA THUG C'S FANTASY ENDS UP BEING NOTHING MORE THAN A WATER BALLOON FIGHT AT THE LOCAL PARK BETWEEN A COUPLE BORED SUBURBAN TEENAGERS WHO LISTEN TO TOO MUCH DR. DRE AND STARTED SMOKING DANK WAY TOO YOUNG)

inteResting story from the inner city confines of a day in the life of YOUNG THUG C, A TRUE GANGSTA LEGEND FROM THE STREETS, A PEACE KEEPER, A FUNK STARTER, AND THE LAST MAN STANDING
 
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#58
Aight the other night im over my homies crib wit my sisters bf (CAUSE ITS ALL GOOD DUDE IS FUCKIN MY SISTER)

n were all chillen my homie told me about these cats the was trying to start shit n they wouldnt fight
( SO THESE GUYS WERE TRYING TO START SHIT, YET THEY WOULDNT FIGHT?)

they just was pickin up shit
(WAS IT DOG SHIT, CAT SHIT? I MEAN DAMN THATS FIGHTIN DIRTY)


so were chillen n this cat comes 2 the door slurring talkin shit so we str8 up told him this ant the place 2 be actin crazy, tuff wut ever u wanna call it,
( ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PEACE KEEPER DIDNT WORK)


I left n came back n he was talkin to em like all er thangs cool

(CAUSE THEY AINT TRIPPING OFF THIS STRANGE CAT THAT CAME TO THE DOOR TALKING SHIT,CAUSE HES COOL NOW)

then when i walk up he said

"u look like ur banging bitch"

(WAS IT THE BABYPHAT SKIRT YOU WERE WEARING OR THE WAY YOU HAD YOUR HAIR THAT MADE HIM ATTRACTED TO YOU?)


i said fuck u n walked up on em n he ran off like 2 houses down,

(A MERE FUCK YOU SEND THE ENEMY FLEEING FROM THUG C'S GANGSTA HIDEOUT)

I told him i was like u gone have another hole to breath in, he leaves so we all fogot about it,

(CAUSE DISS SHIT HAPPEN ALL DA TIME IN DA HOOD YO)

about three hours later were blowin n our partna who is mental came over n said there gone jump me

(THEY PLOTTED 3 HOUSES AWAY FOR 3 HOURSTO CATCH YOUR MENTALLY DEFIICENT HOME SLIPPING ON THE BLOCK)

we roll out bout 20 deep to like 8 them wit bats n knifes in shit,
(CAUSE 20 OF THE HOMIES IS ALWAYS AT MY HOMIES CRIB JUST CHILLING WITH BATS AND KNIVES JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SET)

so my homie goes in in brangs out the K-47 wita 75 rounda clip on it,

(CAUSE HE JUST HAD IT CHILLING, HIDDEN IN HIS PANTS LEGS COCKED AND READY TO SHOOT AT ALL TIMES)


they bagged back a few steps in i told er 1 of em rush me bitch ass motha fukkaz,

Someone called po po's so we dipped,
( CAUSE 20 KIDS WITH BATS AND KNIVES AND AN AK-47 AND A MENTAL HOMEBOY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET YELLING "RUSH ME BITCH ASS MUTHAFUKKAZ"

We had kids at the house in shit

(SO YOU GOT 20 HOMEBOYS AT THE SPOT WITH AK-47'S, BATS AND KNIVES AND SHIT, DRINKING AND SMOKIN AND YOU GOT KIDS THERE TOO ?
GOD DAMN WHERE YOU LIVE COMPTON ? BEIRUT? COLUMBIA? BAGHDAD?


o we be damned if we gone let somethings happen to da babies,

( CUZ DA BABBIYES'S IS GONSA BE DAH FOOCHUR, AND WE GOTSTA KEEPS DA GANG ALAIVE )

long story short these pussy mothafuckaz talkin bout they gon pop n cant ever pop a fuckin balloon


(THIS IS WHEN THE GANGSTA THUG C'S FANTASY ENDS UP BEING NOTHING MORE THAN A WATER BALLOON FIGHT AT THE LOCAL PARK BETWEEN A COUPLE BORED SUBURBAN TEENAGERS WHO LISTEN TO TOO MUCH DR. DRE AND STARTED SMOKING DANK WAY TOO YOUNG)

inteResting story from the inner city confines of a day in the life of YOUNG THUG C, A TRUE GANGSTA LEGEND FROM THE STREETS, A PEACE KEEPER, A FUNK STARTER, AND THE LAST MAN STANDING


LMAO...CLASSIC