Any cooks out there like to share any stories about food tampering?

[All 4 the Bay]

i pissed in the grease at a fast food joint i worked at when i was in HS. cooked fries and chicken strips in that shit all night!! bwahahaha!

Im sure that's a lie. They used 2 seperate cookers to fry the strips and fries. And the one they fried the fries in was located more towards the front. But if this is true im sure you were eating whatever was cooked from it.

 

[crazy707]

This reminds me of that movie "Waiting"

 

[azryda420]

How could he pull that off, I go to Subway sometimes and they make it right in front of you.

The 6 foot subs are usually catering orders. Made in the back before the store opens. He said the 6 foot sub had a good 10 or 15 crinkled pubies on it.

I will never be rude in the drive thru. Thankfully the taco bell round here prepares foor in front of you. Whoever said you eat 10 oz of shit a year is full of shit themselves. If that was the case the world would have severe outbreaks of cholera. 10 oz of shit is alot of shit. There is no way that there is that many people putting shit on your food. Get real. Don't be such a sucker.

 

[ESE_GRIMY]

someone else tampered with my damn bbq late night one time, ya boy chef boy r deez nuts before going into retirement was outside one day cooking late night some steak and hot dogs, going in and out the apartment complex into the courtyard, then when i realized it was done i go back inside to get a platter, then go back out, open the grill and see that someone had the fuckin nerve to jack my 2 steaks straight off the fuckin grill, but was kind enough to leave the hotdogs for me, i think they even flipped them. some bastard was checking me out their fuckin window and when the opportunity came jacked my shit!@! i was fuckin pissed and my gf at the time was running around screaming her ass off.
Then the last straw was another time when I had finished grilling and was too lazy to take the gas grill back inside, someone jacked my butane tank. i said fuck it and left the grill out there till it was a rusty mess

WTF! WHERE DO U LIVE? FUCK THAT! I'LL START BLASTING IF SOMEONE TRIES TO JACK MY FOOD OUT MY GRILL THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT! . DAMN DID ANYONE SEE IN THE NEWS A WHILE BACK SOME BASTARD HAD DIARREAH AND WAS PUTTING SHIT IN THE TACOS AT TACO BELL INSTEAD OF THE BEANS SICK SHIT...

 

[Masked Lemon]

Damn, I never fucked with anyone's food when I worked at Pretzel Maker... I did smoke in the freezer, though... Worst I ever did was give someone some old ass pretzel or some shit like that.
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[Dugless206]

Im sure that's a lie. They used 2 seperate cookers to fry the strips and fries. And the one they fried the fries in was located more towards the front. But if this is true im sure you were eating whatever was cooked from it.

at mcdonalds it is, but at the dairy queen that i worked at it was in the back they was right next to eachother and you could only see into 1 side of the cook section from inside, and you could see where u made the burgers not where u fried the foods. how the fuck u gonna tell me im lyin?? was u there dumbass? did u work there? u tellin me that where i worked they used 2 seperate cookers like u worked there too? come on. i wish i woulda fucked wit your food. and yeah i was eatin stuff out it all night. quit gettin mad i was a dumbass 16 year old and the whole crew was smokin and drinkin at work so we decided to do it. but im sure its a lie

 

[CALiLiFE82]

I have learned to be THE NICEST CUSTOMER EVER...ESPECIALLY @ DRIVE THRU'S...

^^^^ YUP, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH ....

AND I ALSO TRY NOT TO SEND MY DINNER PLATE BACK IN RESTAURANTS IF THEY SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVER FUCK IT UP SO SLIGHTLY ..... I KNOW PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN HELLA PICKY, LETS SAY AT AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE TYPE OF PLACE ..... AND 15 MINUTES LATER WHEN THEIR "NEW" PLATE COMES OUT, IT DOESN'T QUITE LOOK THE SAME AS IT DID THE FIRST TIME ........

 

[MeloTrauma]

When I was working at McDonalds all we did was fuck with the food... and it didnt matter if you were rude, a cop, etc. We'd play hockey using brooms for the hockey sticks and chicken patties for the pucks. As soon as a chicken sandwich came up on the order screen, we'd pick up the patty off the floor and use it to make the sandwich. Our stock room was also infested with rats which used to eat through the plastic wrappers of the buns and shit all up inside there. Those buns were still used. We also had a fly catcher in the back... I think you could guess from there.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Oh yeah, one time in 7th Grade Spanish class, the class had to make a Mexican lunch for the teachers... me and my friend put hella shit in the food like ajax, comet, dishsoap, powdered soap, spit... and they all ate it and loved it.

 

[ColdBlooded]

i think there are some liars in this thread.

anyone ever put water into hot oil before? you're telling me piss wouldn't do the same thing. dude must have some serious oil burns on his dick.

i have enough scars from splattered oil on my hands and forearms just from frozen things popping oil at me from those damn fryers

 

[MeloTrauma]

i think there are some liars in this thread.

Keep tellin yourself that, because take it from me, there's food tampering in EVERY public food establishment. It could be anything from spit being delibritly placed in the food, to some chef just not washing his hands after he shits.

 

[ColdBlooded]

don't be a dumbass go back and read who started the thread smart guy

 

[gimpypimp]

There may be liars...I don't know.

But nothing surprises me anymore.....

 

[MeloTrauma]

don't be a dumbass go back and read who started the thread smart guy

Hey fuck you, Ima make sure to spunk in your mom's Beef Stroganoff next time she comes to my house for dinner.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

i had a couple boys who used to work at roundtable, and if u were a dick on the phone your pizza gets double fucked with..... one time some guy was being and asshole so dudes put sardien(SP) juice all on the dough before adding the cheese, pizza also came with extra snot rockets and floor filled pepperoni(SP). at marys pizza,scraps gettin a shit load of pubic hairs in their marys pasta and grubbin it, at one point marys pizza was serving soup w/drunkin piss in it, dudes roomate grubbed it too lol. the fucked up part was dude watch his roomate grub it and didnt say a damn thing to him cuz he acted like a bitch all the time. you dont even wanna know the wendys stories ive heard. there some sick fucks workin in fastfood

 

[ColdBlooded]

Hey fuck you, Ima make sure to spunk in your mom's Beef Stroganoff next time she comes to my house for dinner.

Sure you will. Keep eattin ass holes and bumpin that George Michael pimp.

 

[MeloTrauma]

I cant help it, your mommas asshole got flava. She likes it when I tounge-massage her hemmerhoids.

 

[CALiLiFE82]

When I was working at McDonalds all we did was fuck with the food... and it didnt matter if you were rude, a cop, etc. We'd play hockey using brooms for the hockey sticks and chicken patties for the pucks. As soon as a chicken sandwich came up on the order screen, we'd pick up the patty off the floor and use it to make the sandwich. Our stock room was also infested with rats which used to eat through the plastic wrappers of the buns and shit all up inside there. Those buns were still used. We also had a fly catcher in the back... I think you could guess from there.

^^^^ KARMA IS A BITCH MELO ..... YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GOT COMIN' TOO !!!!!

 

[Dugless206]

u think i put my fuckin dick right close to the grease numbnuts?? i pissed in a fuckin cup and poured it in there. and yeah when water or any other liquid get in that grease it pop and crackle like a muthafucka. u actin like im a rookie, iknow bout that shit. it aint like it do that all night. you pour the piss in and after a minute or two it quits poppin. u just keep tellin yerself peeps is lyin, that way u wont know when you eatin some dudes manbatter