Any advice for someone going to jail

[MEXCOM]

just like MEXCOM is your primo?

~k.

[Smooth voice]Hey baby, why don't we take my name out your mouth and put something else in there in it's place?[/Smooth voice]

 

[:ab:]

I'm rick james bitch

 

[Bro$eff]

this some of the funniest shit i ever read

 

[2-0-NINE]

SHIT HOMIE YOU'D WISH I WAS YOUR UNCLE...BUT I'D SLAP YOUR ASS SILLY AND MAKE YOU RIDE WITH A REAL TEAM...AINT NO ROOM FOR BITCHES IN MY FAMILY...PLUS MY BROTHER IS STRAIGHT, UNLIKE YOUR TWO DADS...

BY THE WAY WHO FUCK THREW YOU A BONE OR ARE YOU JUST DEFENDING YOUR BOY'S HONOR SINCE HE MAKE THE REST OF YOU LOOK STUPID...

It was a Joke, I edited the part where I said you cut my grass and that you were my personal chef, being you are 300 pounds, it would only make sense.

 

[Gas One]

50 percent of people claiming "a month? fool ive taken jailhouse shits longer than that" are only saying it because someone before them said it.

go to the wrong jail for a month.

as far as i know, the worst part of jail actually is that first month...

 

[WT SAVAGE]

i heard if u shank the first guard u see and yell out your city/gang they let u out for good behavior. then tell them "do u know who you're fuckin with" shit works everytime

 

[Gas One]

when you get searched, make sure to call every male police officer who touches you, a fag. make sure to throw in such jems as: "YOU LIKE DICK ON YOUR PALMS? YOU LIKE DICK ON YOUR PALMS MOTHER FUCKER?" and "I GOT A UNCAPPED HEROIN SYRINGE UP THERE PUNK"

and as soon as you get in jail, as a precautionary method, rape the first person you can, specifically someone on a toilet.

rapists dont rape rapists.

from there, sell your chips every day till you have enough money to buy a half a key of coke, become a drug lord in jail...and theyll just let you out. cuz you so cold and shit.

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

It was a Joke, I edited the part where I said you cut my grass and that you were my personal chef, being you are 300 pounds, it would only make sense.

I WEIGH THREE HUNDRED POUNDS??? WTF???

WHO GAVE YOU THAT BUNK INFO???

YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP WITH SOMEBODY ELSE...

YA NEED TA KEEP YOUR ASS IN THE MINOR LEAGUES SINCE YOUR GAME SO WEAK...YOU WOULDNT EVEN MAKE DOUBLE "A" WITH THAT BULLSHIT

LOL AT THIS FOO.

 

[LAZYBOY408]

i was constipated for like a week and tahts a 1/4 of your stay LoL i suggest you tell your homie stay away from the chese sandwiches they aint good for you at all. and remember if you end up with me one day shoot the s.o.s i'll give you a stamped envelope. Tu sabes. LoL.

 

[Gas One]

lazyboy, you couldnt send that fool a letter with the corner dipped in pcp? damn man. soldiers are hurtin in there.

thread starter: bungee jumping off of the prison tiers is a good past time.
and when the guards try to grab you, youll just bounce back to the third floor like HA HA NIGGAS!

 

[wino]

Tell him to look for the man on the right, he will help him out:

That is funny as fuck.

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

rapists dont rape rapists.

from there, sell your chips every day till you have enough money to buy a half a key of coke, become a drug lord in jail...and theyll just let you out. cuz you so cold and shit.

ahahahah funniest post in the thread

 

[DFresh77]

lol@the thread starter...

look at stomperra..he been to every prison in california...lol

ur boy should get scared when the judge says...you are doing 2 years + in prison! county jail time is nothing ...

 

[Arson]

lol@the thread starter...

look at stomperra..he been to every prison in california...lol

ur boy should get scared when the judge says...you are doing 2 years + in prison! county jail time is nothing ...

there is plenty of county jails with cats getting raped, and beat.

 

[DFresh77]

there is plenty of county jails with cats getting raped, and beat.

never heard or seen anyone getting raped in county jails..but i seen fools get beat down before they got rolled up...

 

[Arson]

never heard or seen anyone getting raped in county jails..but i seen fools get beat down before they got rolled up...

In santa rita, cats got tired up to bottom bunks, and there bootys busted.

 

[Defy]

he gonna come out singing "I got that thuggin love, thuggin love...."

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

lol@the thread starter...

look at stomperra..he been to every prison in california...lol

ur boy should get scared when the judge says...you are doing 2 years + in prison! county jail time is nothing ...

DONT BELEIVE THIS GUY...HE THOUGHT BY DOING SIX MONTHS IN A COUNTY FACILITY... WAS DOING A BID...LOL...HARD TIMES FOR HIM I GUESS.

 

[DFresh77]

ha haha..really? never heard of that in santa rita..but i know fools have gottten beat down to a pulp in there...

 

[DFresh77]

DONT BELEIVE THIS GUY...HE THOUGHT BY DOING SIX MONTHS IN A COUNTY FACILITY... WAS DOING A BID...LOL...HARD TIMES FOR HIM I GUESS.

your right stomperra...i forgot you are the hardest "siccness.net inmate" that has been in every prison in california.. :dead:

now go post a story about how you got raped in folsom by a transvestite or something, or tell us another story about how you sodomized your booty hole to hide a 9 inch dildo that your celly gave you to hide for a week.. :dead: