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A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like...

YALL I GRADUATE THIS TUESDAY :classic: YA ALL INVITED TO THE AFTER PARTY GONNA BE GOOD ......REAL GOOD :confused:

De Hombres: ¿Por que valen mas las mujeres que los hombres? Por que dos litros de leche valen mas que dos huevos ¿Cómo se llama la porción de piel innecesaria que recubre al pene? Hombre. ¿Cómo se llama eso que el hombre tiene que es de cuero calientito y vuelve loca a las mujeres...

~*I love you*~ Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don’t be afraid to tell someone you love them .if you do, they might break your heart …but...

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." Teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said...

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer.__ When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.' She said, 'No. Many people are...

ya probly heard em or used em Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it." Hi, I make more money than you can spend. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and...

As I've Matured: I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope the panic and give in. Ive learned that no mater how much I care, some people are just assholes. Ive learned that it takes years to built up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof...

IM BACK FROM MEXICO JUS GOT BACK YDAY AN IM TIREDS .......I HOPE EVERYONES HOLIDAYS WERE SUPER DUPER GREAT AN LES HAVEA GREAT YEAR C\O 2003 :classic:

What if Santa answered his mail honestly? Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a f....... book so you can learn to read and write...

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces...

good ur here i got ur attention:classic: well im leavin for mexico thursday mornin for muh xmas break an i jus wanted to tell everyone to have a FEIZ NAVIDAD Y UN FELIZ ANO NUEVO ......ill be back next year so miss me while u can :rolleyes: i hope everyone has a safe an wonderful holiday time...

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the "Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of_______, 2002, by and between ____________ and ____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AN PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE...

15 Ways to tell it's a Mexican birthday party... 1. Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but brought extra-uninvited kids. 2. The cake says, "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the child's real name. 3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brought their own food, cake, and a pinata...

Bras Sizes, The truth about the meaning Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...It is about time you became informed! A...Almost boobs B...Barely boobs...

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the...

jus wanted to tell yall to have a good week .....:classic:

THA WORST PICK UP LINES YALL......... 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do...

Jaimito corre a informarle a la madre: "Mamá, mamá, yo vi a papá haciendo algo con la sirvienta". "Sí, ¿y qué más?" "Bueno, él la estaba besando y tocándola; luego fueron al despacho, la montó en el escritorio, le quitó la ropa interior y le metió el..." "Bien, hijo, este domingo, en la...

NAKED GUY ......HERE GOES 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I...