Guys: Pick-up Lines

[MiZz_TrAvIeSa]

ya probly heard em or used em




Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.


My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You are the reason men fall in love.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).

If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.


I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Do you know that the Edmonton Oilers haven't won the Stanley Cup for a while now?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I have only three months to live...

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

 

[DoomtheOriGinal]

I would never use most of those that much.
LOL

My question is, how many of you ladies would laugh or keep the conversation going based on your attraction to the guy using one of these lines. In other words, if a guy you are attracted to, comes up and spits out something stupid, not really intelligent or just plain old ignorant, would you still talk to him, hook up, etc.?

 

[Sydal]

Fuckin GAY GAY GAY...although that one, where u end up calling yourself stupid, that's some shit I would do, but not seriously of course...I would do that shit to break the ice, make somebody laugh....I don't think I would say it like that either, I would make that shit hilarious. But the rest of those, are FUCKIN GAY

 

[Troublesome_UK]

herez mine

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of these wet clothes!
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package!

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

17. (Look down at your crotch)
Well It's not just going to suck itself.

18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

19. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

20. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

21. My name is (name goes here)... remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

23. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

24. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

26. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

27. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

28. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them. * remember im in england..pants are underwear here!*