As I've Matured:
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope the panic and give in.
Ive learned that no mater how much I care, some people are just assholes.
Ive learned that it takes years to built up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minuets.
After that youd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
Ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others--they are more screwed up then you think.
Ive learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you think youre finished.
Ive learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
Ive learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
The passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to takes its place.
Ive learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house , one of your kids did it.
Ive learned that the people you care most about in life are taken away from you too soon,
And all the less important ones never go away.
Ive learned to say Fuck em if they cant take a joke in 6 languages
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope the panic and give in.
Ive learned that no mater how much I care, some people are just assholes.
Ive learned that it takes years to built up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minuets.
After that youd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
Ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others--they are more screwed up then you think.
Ive learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you think youre finished.
Ive learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
Ive learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
The passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to takes its place.
Ive learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house , one of your kids did it.
Ive learned that the people you care most about in life are taken away from you too soon,
And all the less important ones never go away.
Ive learned to say Fuck em if they cant take a joke in 6 languages
