This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the
"Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of_______, 2002, by and between
____________ and ____________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AN PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED TO REPEAT IT IN THE
MORNING.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the "events" of the
evening.
3. No calls before 9pm - (we don`t have sh*t to talk about)
4. None of that "lovemaking" crap (strictly mind-blowing-sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions...(ex. Where are we heading with this? Do you love
me? Hell naw - so don`t ask stupid sh*t.)
6. No plans made in advance ... that`s why you are called the "backup", unless
you are from out of town-then it`s only a one- time Advanced Arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - (money and diamonds are always good)
8. No baby talk (dirty talk, however, is encouraged)
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (its none of your damn business)
10. No kissing (too intimate- except to other body parts- no mouth kissing)
11. No calling each other "friends with benefits"(we are not friends just sex
buddies)
12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don`t be offended
13. No extra clothing (I don`t want your butt leaving anything behind when you
leave.)
14. No falling asleep right after sex - get your butt up and go home - it`s over.
15. Don`t be offended if I don`t ask if you enjoyed it (I don`t care).
16. You can not borrow my car for any reason
17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My roommate`s
girlfriend/boyfriend"
18. Doggie style preferred (just hit it hard and right or get the hell out)
19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. (don`t want to
look at you - just want to f**k you)
20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME. (so don`t keep calling
dammit)
21. The most important one --- no condoms = no f**king (carry your butt home).
22. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
23. No phone use please - don`t want anyone calling back looking for your butt.
· EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be
altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or
alter any terms of this Agreement, this Agreement will automatically become null
and void. You will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from
phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
butt understand the rules.
· Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date:________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date:________________
"Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of_______, 2002, by and between
____________ and ____________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AN PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED TO REPEAT IT IN THE
MORNING.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the "events" of the
evening.
3. No calls before 9pm - (we don`t have sh*t to talk about)
4. None of that "lovemaking" crap (strictly mind-blowing-sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions...(ex. Where are we heading with this? Do you love
me? Hell naw - so don`t ask stupid sh*t.)
6. No plans made in advance ... that`s why you are called the "backup", unless
you are from out of town-then it`s only a one- time Advanced Arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - (money and diamonds are always good)
8. No baby talk (dirty talk, however, is encouraged)
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (its none of your damn business)
10. No kissing (too intimate- except to other body parts- no mouth kissing)
11. No calling each other "friends with benefits"(we are not friends just sex
buddies)
12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don`t be offended
13. No extra clothing (I don`t want your butt leaving anything behind when you
leave.)
14. No falling asleep right after sex - get your butt up and go home - it`s over.
15. Don`t be offended if I don`t ask if you enjoyed it (I don`t care).
16. You can not borrow my car for any reason
17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My roommate`s
girlfriend/boyfriend"
18. Doggie style preferred (just hit it hard and right or get the hell out)
19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. (don`t want to
look at you - just want to f**k you)
20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME. (so don`t keep calling
dammit)
21. The most important one --- no condoms = no f**king (carry your butt home).
22. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
23. No phone use please - don`t want anyone calling back looking for your butt.
· EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be
altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or
alter any terms of this Agreement, this Agreement will automatically become null
and void. You will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from
phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
butt understand the rules.
· Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date:________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date:________________
