A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and
kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle
comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie
says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like
! drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink
tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The
Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home
he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks
at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells
the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is
the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his
wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running
down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the
cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the
best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied
all night. The next night the Mexican comes home from work
and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He
proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same, the
tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes
up. Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard
and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the
cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill
the glass and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho,
why do we need only one glass?" Pancho raised the glass
and says,
"Because tonight Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle."
kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle
comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie
says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like
! drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink
tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The
Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home
he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks
at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells
the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is
the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his
wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running
down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the
cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the
best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied
all night. The next night the Mexican comes home from work
and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He
proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same, the
tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes
up. Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard
and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the
cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill
the glass and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho,
why do we need only one glass?" Pancho raised the glass
and says,
"Because tonight Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle."
