Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
I never understood the "lets go see a movie" thing anyhow. You cant TALK to anyone unless youre just a prick.
See and thats the thing, someone going to the movie alone is never going to ruin the movie. were the people interested in the movie. Its always someone and his/her friend or a group.
i'm not a movie snitch though.....fuck telling on loud people...confront them...that shit just seems like the old fashioned thing to do....
the only time you should clown someone for watching a movie alone is:
1) he's between 14-18, in which you should throw gummy bears at him for not having friends (your mom couldnt even PAY a neighboorhood kid to keep you company?)
2) he's an adult, watching a child movie, which only means two things. child molestor, or psycho.
3) he's scribbling away at a notepad. a movie critic without a promotional copy is no better than a jizz mopper.
4) he's fat, and came through the backdoor with food from the carls jr across the street.
5) he sits in the very front row, in the middle, streches arms and legs out. i suggest throwing a icy cup of urine at him. cuz i mean even if the initial blast of piss dosent hit him, im sure he'll atleast get froze by the pee-ice. and no one can stay in a movie theatre after that. its an instant "you lose".
art of war in the movie theatre = always sit in the back.
i also think its important to let the person know who just sat in front of you that they have a big ass fucking cranium and if they could tone it down a notch, or move over to the side. if they dont, youre legally allowed to smack them across the head. ive done the legal research to make sure its okay.
my movie positioning has changed so much..i used to be the one that harassed people....now im just on some movie experience vigilante shit...haha....i guess now, i'm the person who hated me in the threatres as a kid...