things you shouldnt do alone:
1) DRIVE THROUGH MOVIES, bieng that the whole point of staying in your car is to get dome.
2) ANY AND ALL THEME PARKS: Riding roller coasters alone is creepy. theres a reason theres two seats side by side. and no one wants to sit nex to your stupid ass because everyone else at the theme park is there with someone.
3) PRIVATE ROOMS AT SEX SHOPS: man, i aint even gonna explain that one.
4) CANDLELIGHT DINNERS: what the fuck are you doing, romancing yourself?
5) PROM: loser.
8) BASKETBALL: loser.
6) THE KID AND PLAY DANCE: this requires two people.
7) E PILLS: when you start popping thizz by yourself, you have a problem.
THINGS YOU SHOULD DO BY YOURSELF THAT PEOPLE SAY YOU SHOULD DO WITH OTHERS:
1) Swingsets: I dont give a fuck what youve been told, getting pushed on the fucking back every 7 seconds aint cool. i can kick my legs and get that high up my damn self.
2) Grocery shopping. More for me, less for you.
3) movies: already broke down
4) marijuana: see #2
5) crime: partners = potential snitches
6) cocaine: youd talk to a stuffed animal, trust me.