u ever ditched yer girlfreind to jackoff

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Feb 26, 2003
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OH HELL YEA DOG!! MANY TIMES...WHEN WE OUT FOR LUNCH AND WE EATING AT SOME NICE BUFFET PLACE, I'LL TELL THAT WHALE IM WITH TO KEEP EATING WHILE I SNEAK INTO THE WASHROOM, GET MYSELF NICE AND COMFY ON THE TOILET BOWL, CLOSE MY EYES AND START CHOKING THE CHICKEN , THINKIN OF THAT BIG TIITY WAITRESS THAT GAVE US THE TABLE.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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there been plenty of times i'd rather jack off then fuck my bitch......porn is variety, my bitch is always the same...its an easy choice...
 

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Sicc OG
Sep 15, 2002
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LOL DONT HAVE A CHOICE C-MON I CAN GO FUCK ALL THE HIGHSCHOOL CHEERLEADERS I WANT LOL I HAVE 3 MIXTAPES IMM ON PIMPSTATUS ROUND HERE
 
Apr 25, 2002
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mustynutz said:
there been plenty of times i'd rather jack off then fuck my bitch......porn is variety, my bitch is always the same...its an easy choice...
hahaha That's funny as fuck. That sounds hella bad, but I feel that to the fullest. LoL!#@^%
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May 16, 2002
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I'm aware this thread is old, but here goes my answer.

When my babies mama acts up & don't want to give me none, I call her friend or my Sancha!