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daluvlymel

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fillyacup said:
fuck all that shit. i was with one girl for i swear all night all morning going at it. of course we stopped for a few but that was one of my best sex situations ever. if you not digging the sex for more then an hour then you not doing it right. either that or you not with a person who you care about. sex with someone you give more than two shits about makes it 10xs better. switching up, trying new positions its the beesknees. or your life is way more busy and filled with more important things but since your not the president, HAD, chuck norris, or chree then fuck on with that
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this is very true.....but then think are you really having sex all night long, all the time with the same girl??...maybe not, n maybe you'd run out positions and just wanna turn on the porn to get a spark back...hmm...

i will tell you something funny a lil off subject but funny..once i was going to have sex with my x and we were really feeling and kissing and then we both couldnt because we were waaaayy too drunk...so we slept instead, hmm but i really wonder why we slept on the dam floor.....:cheeky:
 
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daluvlymel said:
this is very true.....but then think are you really having sex all night long, all the time with the same girl??...maybe not, n maybe you'd run out positions and just wanna turn on the porn to get a spark back...hmm...

i will tell you something funny a lil off subject but funny..once i was going to have sex with my x and we were really feeling and kissing and then we both couldnt because we were waaaayy too drunk...so we slept instead, hmm but i really wonder why we slept on the dam floor.....:cheeky:
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everyone is different. there have been a select few that we just connect, like for some reason the sparks is high voltage and that carries into the sexual scene. with some i have no problem kicking back chilling with them because conversation be so thick that it satisfies more so then a nut do at times. dont get it twisted though, i been with a couple girls where it was pure fucking but we both knew it. after, talked for a bit and either she went about her way and i fell asleep or i was out

you slept on the floor because you fell out the bed, he got his:rolleyes:
 
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daluvlymel

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fillyacup said:
everyone is different. there have been a select few that we just connect, like for some reason the sparks is high voltage and that carries into the sexual scene. with some i have no problem kicking back chilling with them because conversation be so thick that it satisfies more so then a nut do at times. dont get it twisted though, i been with a couple girls where it was pure fucking but we both knew it. after, talked for a bit and either she went about her way and i fell asleep or i was out

you slept on the floor because you fell out the bed, he got his:rolleyes:
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no i slept on the floor because we were messing around on the floor and it was comfortable and i was drunk and we both passed out...im never that drunk to not know i had sex...
 
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daluvlymel

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Gem,

Ron Jeremy is not hot although he's made many porns, back in those days they probably had no one better (dick wise). If you looked like Ron Jeremy it wouldnt event be a go..

Now i'll share with you a funny story: I went on a date a long time ago with a guy who asked me to give him a hand job n i said "no" so he starts jerking it while im watching a movie and then turned to me and asked me for a hand..I said "no" so he came on himself and tore his shirt off like incredible hulk and wiped himself..that was the first and last date i ever had with that guy...ive had worst dates then this but why would a guy tear his own shirt off? lol..oh the point to this was ron jeremy isnt hot..the end
 
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daluvlymel said:
Now i'll share with you a funny story: I went on a date a long time ago with a guy who asked me to give him a hand job n i said "no" so he starts jerking it while im watching a movie and then turned to me and asked me for a hand..I said "no" so he came on himself and tore his shirt off like incredible hulk and wiped himself..that was the first and last date i ever had with that guy...ive had worst dates then this but why would a guy tear his own shirt off? lol..oh the point to this was ron jeremy isnt hot..the end
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Mel, if we went out I promise I wouldnt start jackin during a movie, Im a gentleman...I'd wait till at least the second date, thats just how I was raised...
 
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daluvlymel said:
Gem,

Ron Jeremy is not hot although he's made many porns, back in those days they probably had no one better (dick wise). If you looked like Ron Jeremy it wouldnt event be a go..

Now i'll share with you a funny story: I went on a date a long time ago with a guy who asked me to give him a hand job n i said "no" so he starts jerking it while im watching a movie and then turned to me and asked me for a hand..I said "no" so he came on himself and tore his shirt off like incredible hulk and wiped himself..that was the first and last date i ever had with that guy...ive had worst dates then this but why would a guy tear his own shirt off? lol..oh the point to this was ron jeremy isnt hot..the end
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I think you're a hater...
 
Gemini

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daluvlymel said:
Gem,

Ron Jeremy is not hot although he's made many porns, back in those days they probably had no one better (dick wise). If you looked like Ron Jeremy it wouldnt event be a go..

Now i'll share with you a funny story: I went on a date a long time ago with a guy who asked me to give him a hand job n i said "no" so he starts jerking it while im watching a movie and then turned to me and asked me for a hand..I said "no" so he came on himself and tore his shirt off like incredible hulk and wiped himself..that was the first and last date i ever had with that guy...ive had worst dates then this but why would a guy tear his own shirt off? lol..oh the point to this was ron jeremy isnt hot..the end
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Irrelevant to anything I was saying. Thank you for your story of a fuckin' wacko (no pun intended). I don't think anybody here wanted to read a story of a guy whacking off.

Anyhow, I never said I looked like Ron, I said I can fuck like Ron. :cheeky:
 
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daluvlymel said:
^^^upset are we?

and i dont care how ron fucks so...i told a crazy story..lol
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Not upset, just didn't care much for your story LOL!!!!

Besides, it sounds to me like you got picked up by a guy who roams the porno shop LOL!!!! Explain to us how that happened Mel.
 
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