took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned

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okay, this is like the 5th time i've seen you make a "thizzin mexican shirt" comment about me.

after 3 and a half years, how do you still not understand that that picture was photoshopped?

i'm not mexican, i don't thizz, and i've never owned a shirt that says "thizzin mexican" on it.
haha i hella forgot i made that image, I apologize emma!
 
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that's why you have her meet you at the place yall are goin to kick it. not your house, not your friends house.

then you tell her to meet you in front, and you DRIVE BY first to see what she looks like.

fuck man, every time i've met someone that i didn't see in a long time or if i was meeting some broad i met online....i'd tell em to meet me where ever it was we were going to kick it...then I'd see what they looked like first....


as far as the change of plans...you should have just told her you didn't want to go and that you weren't attracted to her.

she might have gotten some hurt feelings but hey, THE TRUTH HURTS sometimes.
I'd always kinda lie about the car I drove so I could roll up with tinted windows and mash out if it was lookin too bad. Who am I kidding, I smashed em anyways
 
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I planned to meet up with this bitch once my boys friend hooked me up through the phone

She had a big ass mole on her nose and I could not get past it

Shit was protruding mighty out the side

Later on she called me she was like "you was there I know that was you" I was like "nah"
 
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I remember I was fuccn wit this girl few years bacc in high school, bad ass broad! We went our seperate ways, I had a few broads n she had her dude, long story short, dis bitch end up havin two kids, her kids are like 3 and 4, sum shit like, anywayz 1 day my partna hit me up n told me he seen and gave me her number, so I'm wit it, hella scared thinkin this broad got big like kirstie alley or sumthin...we meet up n dam dis bitch is bangin mayne, better than she ever looked! Body was bangin, booty was on hit mayne!! Longer story short.lol...I hit it a few times and never called her bacc.hahahaha!!!

Just goes 2 show, ya never know, until ya know mayne!
 
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This is Michael Mixerr. This is Michael Mixerr. Today I will be reviewing the pros and cons of fat sex. Fat sex is sexual intercourse with someone who is overweight or obese. Fat chicks tend to have bigger tiddies, and bigger asses. They also tend to have bigger appetites. Fat chicks are also known as BBWs. BBW is an acronym for big beautiful woman/women.

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SOME OF THE BEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAVE BELONGED TO SOME BBW'S....I REMEMBER BEING AT THE HOUSE ONE TIME WITH MY EX-GIRL AND HER BIG HOMEGIRL....WE ENDED UP PLAYING TRUTH, DARE, AND DIRTY DARE....AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO TO DARE THE LADIES....I DARED MYSELF TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THERE PINOCHA'S AND IT WAS ON AND POPPIN....AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF EATING PINOCHA'S....I FUCKED MY EX-GIRL FIRST....BUT THEN I PUT MYSELF INTO HER BBW HOMEGIRL....AND LET ME TELL YOU GUYS....IT WAS ONE THE HOTTEST....WETTEST PUSSYS I EVER BEEN IN....I HAD TO PULL OUT AND PUT ON AN EXTRA CONDOM ON TOP OF THE ONE I HAD ON BECAUSE THE WARMTH AND CONTRACTIONS WERE GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE LAYERS OF THE CONDOM AND I DIDNT WANT TO BUST TO SOON. BBW'S HAVE BOMB PUSSY AND ALOT OF THEM KNOW HOW TO FUCK AND ALSO HAVE REALLY STRONG CONTRACTIONS. BBW'S SEEM TO KNOW THERE BODY MORE THAN NOT....THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF BBW'S....THE BBW THAT WILL JUST LAY THERE AND THE BBW THAT WILL BE REALLY INTO IT AND WILL FOAM UP THE BASE OF YOUR PEPPER WITH THAT LAVA PUSSY. I GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR SOME BBW'S...REAL TALK.
 
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