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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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#5
White women:

White women do not have enough skills, brain power or determination to do any type of house work(unlike beaners). For example, a 12-year-old white girl wouldn't be able to wash the dishes but would know how to give random strangers excellent blow jobs. About 60% of white girls and women are fat (the percentage is much higher among blacks, despite the rampant usage of crack cocaine). This is because they eat big macs all day and sit on the couch and watch Oprah or MTV. Yes. Oprah is white too. They love 24, nobody knows why.
Hahaha, what the fuck?
 
Mar 12, 2005
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HAHAHAHA!!!! OH DIGIDY DANG!!! "O BAY BAY"-c'lim

HAHA IT SAYS OPRAH IS WHITE TOO!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dang I've been missing out the siccness alot
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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#8
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mexican

Mexicans reproduce more than horny rabbits! They are well known for this although they're still in second place just behind the chinese. Once the illegals get to USA they get right to business in there bedrooms and have an average of 12-45 children a couple. It is noticed by many americans that, they usually pack in a van like a batch of jelly beans.

Mexicans are planning to go through with an evil plan of picking strawberries, and then force good hard working americans to eat tacos.
 

28g w/o the bag

politically incorrect
Jan 18, 2003
21,687
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metro's jurisdiction
siccness.net
#11
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mexican

Mexicans reproduce more than horny rabbits! They are well known for this although they're still in second place just behind the chinese. Once the illegals get to USA they get right to business in there bedrooms and have an average of 12-45 children a couple. It is noticed by many americans that, they usually pack in a van like a batch of jelly beans.

Mexicans are planning to go through with an evil plan of picking strawberries, and then force good hard working americans to eat tacos.
"no one can outfuck a mexican"
- paul mooney

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Toro

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2006
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#13
Haha @ famous quotes on MF Doom:
“I like his music, but his voice is so strange!”

~ Bjork on MF DOOM's voice

“I like his music, but his mask is so strange!”

~ Any Member of Slipknot on MF DOOM's primary gimmick

“I don't particularly care for him much at all.”

~ MF GRIMM on MF DOOM stealin' all the MF sunshine
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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#17
It's like wikipedia anyone can change anything on there. Some of it's stupid as fuck and some is pretty funny.

There is some pretty racist stuff on there too but it goes both ways.

I found the Jesus/God stuff the funniest. I guess I'd burn in hell if I believed it existed.

$100.00 says that if it only made fun of white people and not other races no one would have said anything.

Lighten up fuckers. lol

WPS
 
Mar 4, 2007
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#18
well..i found this one funny...

The word "vegetarian" was coined in 1933 by Adolf Hitler, as a combination of the German word "Vegeta" ( old German: Power) and the word "Aryan". So the word vegetarian is an obvious reference to his thoughts of white power. This is why there are few Jewish vegetarians.

Vegetarianism was first described by Sir Isaac Newton after a cow fell on his head while he sat under an apple tree during a tornado. Newton is credited with the creation of Vegetarianism Theory, which is built on a number of axioms:

The commutative property of soy: Soy may be stored in any location and will taste the same.
The nihilistic property of soy: Soy may have no taste.
The law of the conservation of soy: Soy may not be created nor destroyed: only transformed


i think gas should start changing shit around, i could see him writin hella funny shit..
 

Toro

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2006
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#19
well..i found this one funny...

The word "vegetarian" was coined in 1933 by Adolf Hitler, as a combination of the German word "Vegeta" ( old German: Power) and the word "Aryan". So the word vegetarian is an obvious reference to his thoughts of white power. This is why there are few Jewish vegetarians.

Vegetarianism was first described by Sir Isaac Newton after a cow fell on his head while he sat under an apple tree during a tornado. Newton is credited with the creation of Vegetarianism Theory, which is built on a number of axioms:

The commutative property of soy: Soy may be stored in any location and will taste the same.
The nihilistic property of soy: Soy may have no taste.
The law of the conservation of soy: Soy may not be created nor destroyed: only transformed


i think gas should start changing shit around, i could see him writin hella funny shit..
Haha