Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his
ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return. He has written approximately 145,239 songs, most of which remain unreleased because they're shit. He has also written many songs for megastar artists such as Ingrid Chavez, Elisa Fiorillo and TC Ellis. He also performed
euthanasia on the careers of George Clinton and Mavis Staples, which dramatically increased his fanbase in
Holland. That, and the fact he is 'loosely' based on Coronation Street lurve romeo,
Dev Alahan.