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[Defy]

Bush responds to crisis in California by declaring war on fire

LOL!!!!

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return. He has written approximately 145,239 songs, most of which remain unreleased because they're shit. He has also written many songs for megastar artists such as Ingrid Chavez, Elisa Fiorillo and TC Ellis. He also performed euthanasia on the careers of George Clinton and Mavis Staples, which dramatically increased his fanbase in Holland. That, and the fact he is 'loosely' based on Coronation Street lurve romeo, Dev Alahan.

 

[Toro]

Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return. He has written approximately 145,239 songs, most of which remain unreleased because they're shit. He has also written many songs for megastar artists such as Ingrid Chavez, Elisa Fiorillo and TC Ellis. He also performed euthanasia on the careers of George Clinton and Mavis Staples, which dramatically increased his fanbase in Holland. That, and the fact he is 'loosely' based on Coronation Street lurve romeo, Dev Alahan.

HAHAHA.

 

[I. Cold]

hahaa