well..i found this one funny...
The word "vegetarian" was coined in 1933 by Adolf Hitler, as a combination of the German word "Vegeta" ( old German: Power) and the word "Aryan". So the word vegetarian is an obvious reference to his thoughts of white power. This is why there are few Jewish vegetarians.
Vegetarianism was first described by Sir Isaac Newton after a cow fell on his head while he sat under an apple tree during a tornado. Newton is credited with the creation of Vegetarianism Theory, which is built on a number of axioms:
The commutative property of soy: Soy may be stored in any location and will taste the same.
The nihilistic property of soy: Soy may have no taste.
The law of the conservation of soy: Soy may not be created nor destroyed: only transformed
i think gas should start changing shit around, i could see him writin hella funny shit..