THE YOU KNOW UR GHETTO WHEN.. THREAD

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los-nssj408

los-nssj408

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NOT SURE IF ITS BEEN SAID YET BUT YOUR GHETTO IF:
-THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE HAS 12 BIKES AND ONLY 2 KIDS LIVE IN THE HOUSE.
-YOUR SHAMPOO RAN OUT SO YOU FILL THE BOTTLE WITH WATER AND SHAKE IT TO MAKE MORE,
-YOU COME UP ON SOME SCRILL N THE FIRST PLACE YOU GO IS THE CORNER STORE,
-YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES, BASKETBALL OR ANYTHING WIT YOUR BOYS FOR PUSH-UPS.
-YOU USE A MATRESS FOR YOUR ROOM DOOR,
-ANYTIME YOUR HOMIES ASK YOU TO GO SOME WHERE THE FIRST THING YOU SAY IS "YOU GONNA SPOT ME?"
 
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Norcal916

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ITS FREAKS said:
fuck that - youre ghetto when you eat RELISH for dinner.
youre ghetto when you use the yellow pages as toilet paper
youre ghetto when you & your girl have to fuck in an Arby's bathroom because your mom is at the pad.
youre ghetto when you get pissed off at "99 CENTS & UP" stores.
youre ghetto when you try to rob the Ice Cream Man with a tree branch.
youre ghetto when you aint got no hot water, so you have to cook a pot of cold water on the stove & take a very shallow bath.
youre ghetto if youve ever brushed your teeth with your finger!
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lol HA HA DAT WAS DA BEST ONE
 
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what it thizz

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-you're on welfare
-chilis is high class eating
-if you won 1000 dollars it would be spent on 2 pairs of jordans, a 30 dollar grill, a bottle of cristal, an eigth of that sticky icky and a white tee 3 pack
-home made food is kfc to go with a bottle of bbq sauce
-you still think spinners are the shit
-that you might as well be speaking arabic cause nothing you say makes any fucking sense

....maybe, maybe not.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#130
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you know your ghetto when you ask your bartender if he has olde english on tap

you know your ghetto when your idea of new clothes is going to the laundrymat

you know your ghetto when you put 7 blunt roaches together to form one blunt and think you smokin bomb chronic

u ghetto when you a sloppy ass dope bagger and your kid crawls all over the floor you bag at

you ghetto if you click your blinker on in the car with your gun in your hand because you dont feel safe not holding it in a intersection

u ghetto if sherm is just a pasttime

u ghetto if you dont turn your speakers down from the volume 10 slap last night in the morning..backing out of your parking space...and you skert out 50-70 mph as quick as possible
 
ConstantElevation

ConstantElevation

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I posted this in the other you know ur ghetto when thread...

thuglifesoldier said:
buy those little cereal boxes, open the bag, dump the cereal back in the little boxes, pour a milk carton in that shit, and then drink the cereal and milk together. Your moms save all those coupons, don't even check if it's expired. She keeps paper towels she used once on the counter, just in case she can re use it. Never throwin away plastic baggies, like the ziplocs and shit. Saving every penny, like one of the dudes already said. Your main supply of food is food you got from one of those fuckin donation services, and all you're eatin is bread with peanut butter and sometimes hot sauce(used to live with a latino, he would always put hotsauce on every fuckin thing). Or probably a can of mixed fruit. Most of your scratch is going into weed, when it shouldn't be. You get pulled over by cops in the middle of the night just for walking with your boyz. They "just want to ask you a couple of ?s bullshit".
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