THE YOU KNOW UR GHETTO WHEN.. THREAD
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there's nothing ghetto about siccness....nothing....
You know you're ghetto when you borrow yo potnas chain before you holler at a broad
You know you're ghetto when you don't refer to any cigarette by its actual name, you use "potes, cowboys, coo's, or just stick"
You know you're ghetto when you go to the gas station and only buy a gallon of gas, but use the rest of your money for potes & swishers
You know you're ghetto when you're broke all the time, but you always find a way to smoke some weed.....every day
You know you're ghetto when you go to the corner store (referred to as likkah stow) at least twice a day....especially if you buy potes as singles or kick it in front of the store
You know you're ghetto when you don't know how to play craps, but you know how to shoot dice
You know you're ghetto when you borrow yo potnas chain before you holler at a broad
You know you're ghetto when you don't refer to any cigarette by its actual name, you use "potes, cowboys, coo's, or just stick"
You know you're ghetto when you go to the gas station and only buy a gallon of gas, but use the rest of your money for potes & swishers
You know you're ghetto when you're broke all the time, but you always find a way to smoke some weed.....every day
You know you're ghetto when you go to the corner store (referred to as likkah stow) at least twice a day....especially if you buy potes as singles or kick it in front of the store
You know you're ghetto when you don't know how to play craps, but you know how to shoot dice
U GHETTO WHEN YOUR GIRL TAKES A DUMP ALONG SIDE OF THE ROAD AND YOU DONT THINK ANYTHING OF IT
U GHETTO WHEN YOU ACCEPT YOUR GIRL FARTING CONTINUOUSLY AROUND YOU
U GHETTO WHEN ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HAVE FOUR KIDS OR MORE
U GHETTO WHEN YOU HAVE A GRILL, BUT YOU ARE MISSING TEETH
U GHETTO WHEN YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CANT GET A JOB WITH ALL THOSE TATTOOS AND GRILL
U GHETTO WHEN ALL YOUR KIDS HAVE NEVER BEEN TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME (YOU GOT TOO MANY DAMN KIDS)
U GHETTO WHEN YOU REP HARD FOR YOUR CLICK AND IT AINT BUT TWO OF YOU
U GHETTO WHEN YOU ACCEPT YOUR GIRL FARTING CONTINUOUSLY AROUND YOU
U GHETTO WHEN ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HAVE FOUR KIDS OR MORE
U GHETTO WHEN YOU HAVE A GRILL, BUT YOU ARE MISSING TEETH
U GHETTO WHEN YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CANT GET A JOB WITH ALL THOSE TATTOOS AND GRILL
U GHETTO WHEN ALL YOUR KIDS HAVE NEVER BEEN TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME (YOU GOT TOO MANY DAMN KIDS)
U GHETTO WHEN YOU REP HARD FOR YOUR CLICK AND IT AINT BUT TWO OF YOU
you know your ghetto if you count out a gang of change at the gas station to make it a full 1 gallon (3.15 is crack prices)
you know you ghetto if you live in a house with your family + 2 cousins and an uncle who sleeps on the couch
you know your ghetto if hit up Rite-Aid for fresh pair of coke white throways, only 10.99 for a pair a fake force ones what a deal
you know your ghetto if yo wear white ts everyday and then use your old ones as rags when you wash your scrapper
you know your ghetto when u turf it out and live at your friends house for like 3 days cuz your moms kicked u out your house for not washing the dishes
you know your ghetto when all of a sudden you cop a new scrapper and dont even have a job and your moms still wondering how you managed that
you know your ghetto when you drive across town cuz the little cigar shop in midtown sells optimos/swishers singles for only 58 cents
you know ur ghetto when u only have a bowl and u still roll a blunt and call it a cali slim
you know you ghetto if you live in a house with your family + 2 cousins and an uncle who sleeps on the couch
you know your ghetto if hit up Rite-Aid for fresh pair of coke white throways, only 10.99 for a pair a fake force ones what a deal
you know your ghetto if yo wear white ts everyday and then use your old ones as rags when you wash your scrapper
you know your ghetto when u turf it out and live at your friends house for like 3 days cuz your moms kicked u out your house for not washing the dishes
you know your ghetto when all of a sudden you cop a new scrapper and dont even have a job and your moms still wondering how you managed that
you know your ghetto when you drive across town cuz the little cigar shop in midtown sells optimos/swishers singles for only 58 cents
you know ur ghetto when u only have a bowl and u still roll a blunt and call it a cali slim
You know yer ghetto when...
the dopeman buys you a winter jacket when he comes through and sees you with no decent coat
you've used ketchup, water, and seasonings to make tomato soup.
your fridge consists of bread, bologna, hot dogs, and an off brand kool aid
you steal toilet paper from fast food restaurants
you steal food from the gas station/grocery store
you take back pop bottles to the party store every other day
you look across the street and theres 3 burned down houses in a row
the dudes next to your house are stealing your fence with some crazy saw
the dopeman buys you a winter jacket when he comes through and sees you with no decent coat
you've used ketchup, water, and seasonings to make tomato soup.
your fridge consists of bread, bologna, hot dogs, and an off brand kool aid
you steal toilet paper from fast food restaurants
you steal food from the gas station/grocery store
you take back pop bottles to the party store every other day
you look across the street and theres 3 burned down houses in a row
the dudes next to your house are stealing your fence with some crazy saw
you know you're ghetto when not one, but 2 HOUSES have been hit by cars doing sideshows on your block....
you know you're ghetto when you get out the car & run from an accident, even though the car is registered in your name (or your momma's)
you know you're ghetto if you've played basketball on a telephone poll with a milk crate
you know you're ghetto when you get out the car & run from an accident, even though the car is registered in your name (or your momma's)
you know you're ghetto if you've played basketball on a telephone poll with a milk crate