The Official Mustynutz Celebrity Roast Thread

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Poisonpen

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Good evening. Tonight we have gathered together to pay tribute to a great man. . .Unfortunately he could not be here tonight so we’re going to honor Mustynutz instead.

Now we all gotten to know him for tha past 10,000 post and to half of the siccness family he's considered a Legend and the other half considers him a Looser who takes up too much bandwidth.*rimshot*

But seriously, it takes many, many years to become a great poster. Unfortunately for us, Musty hasn’t gotten there yet. *Takes a sip Grey Goose.*

*leaves podium*
*awaits next roaster*
 
Boogie The Mann

Boogie The Mann

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Musty,what can I say.I don't like him -- and I always will.But seriously,I don't want to say he's immature, but the man can cuss like a 10-year-old.10 thousand posts? Damn...The man can out talk an echoe.We received a number of congratulatory telegrams for this event—from people congratulating themselves for not being here.......Classic roast material.....
 
m.w.merlino

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Is it this time already?

I feel truly honored to be roasting this man...hes really come along way since the last siccness.net account he posted a couple thousand times on, a true leader on these boards. You have to hand it to a guy this resourceful...he doesn't have a life of his own but was given enough talent to make one up on the internet. Where else but a message board would people laugh when you told them to drink drano to pass a drug test, or offer you advice on how to get rid of dead bodies *cough* DRY *cough* no but seriously folks you have to respect this guy, 10 thousand posts is no small effort, his persistance is almost as annoying as his humor. *rimshot*

We all wish musty could be here tonight, unfortunatly crack cocaine DOES take longer than 3 days to get out of your system. GOOD LUCK BUDDY!

*Leaves podium*
 
Fridge

Fridge

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What can I say about this man that hasn't already been said?

He's a deadbeat, internet loser and he owes me $12 bucks.

Seriously folks, to know the man Musty, you have to know his roots... you have to know where he came from. It all started a few years back when MustyNutz contracted HIV, or as he and his boyfriend (at the time) reffered to as "The Sickness". Musty had the sickness and it was noticably present. It came to a point where the man could no longer go out into public, as even the retarded kids and homeless would mock him for his overtly homo disease. So, Musty got a computer and did a Google for "The Sickness"... he was determined to find a cure.

Unfortunately (for us), he typed out "The Siccness" in a homo-enduced daze and wound up on this board. You'd think the obviously gangster undertones of this board would have alerted MustyNutz that this board had nothing to do with The AIDS, but unfortunately the first post he read was by CBrennan about bird humping. Musty felt like he belonged.

Now, as the days went by the illness got worse and Musty had nothing else to do but sit at his computer. The Siccness had everything he ever needed, wannabe druggy white kids that he could convince to do odd things in place of actual drugs. He once got a 15 year old boy to insert Flintstone Vitamins anally. Since that humorous encounter, Rob has been embarrassed into only posting in threads to defend Bush.

Speaking of Bush, since MustyNutz was computer ridden and had no outlet to release his sexual tensions, he spent hours upon hours 'discovering' himself in the Sista's I-Candy Thread. He learned he could enjoy both men and men pretending to be woman equally. Before long he found himself his first date... they hit it off real well on the PM and soon moved on to full fledged AIM conversations. After many ejaculations and a marraige proposal, MustyNutz found out the lady of his life was actually CBrennan.

They eloped later that year.

I guess it's only a matter of time before Musty passes on and falls victim to The Sickness, like so many others have.

R.I.P. Eazy E, R.I.P. Pedro from the Real World, R.I.P. MustyNutz
 
Simon Adebesi

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How can anyone call Musty a born looser?...Well I can!!! Ever since we bunked together in OZ we've had a "Give & Take" relationship...He gives me head and I take his manhood!!!

*re-adjusts beenie*
*snorts Tit*
 
RAVAGE

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Musty....What can I say about the guy? Not much....I dotn't even like him, In fact I found it anoying when musty would even post up comments on everybodys seriouse topics. One time he made me think we were friends and he had me send him some Emulators thru the mail and he didnt even say "thanks friend" or "thanks for the games man!" or "your the coolest dude on the siccness". What A Dick!?!? I wish his computer woulda blown up after the 10,000th post!
 
RAVAGE

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the fire outside of my house was a lil mini storage that got burnt down cuz of the bums that sleep there. Fucking drunks, I bet if they had computers they wouldnt have 10,000 posts on the siccness, even they would know when enouph was enouph for a day.
 
BETO916

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**approaches podium**

Musty-

although this is a remarkable occasion, your 10,000th post is just one of your many "10,000th" feats.

musty has..

over 10,000 needle marks in his body

ingested over 10,000 assorted pills

taken 10,000 hits of acid BEFORE the new millenieum

"unintentionally" pocketed over 10,000 lighters

and has smoked so much crack, weed, meth...carpet dope, but won't smoke cigarettes...says "they're BAD for you." Ain't that a bitch. This mutha fucka been through more shit than red cafe's dick when his boyfriend has diarrea...but, yet like the cockroach he is (he's 1/5 cockroach, from his mommas side of the family...you heard it here first)...he still survives. Like "Tommy" from the Martin Lawrence show, no one knows what his "real" job is, but I'm sure you have all seen his ad for Kingsford. His lungs played the part of "Bargain Brand Charcoal." A role that got him a cover story of the nationally syndicated, "Basehead Weekly." BRAVO!!
Musty and Magic Johnson are the 2 people who have been able to live the longest with HIV....is it co-incidence perhaps, or did their chance meeting after a Warriors game in the Fall of '89 have anything to do with this occourance? Hmmmm?

Who do you think gave it to Liberace and that dude from Queen?....musty

See, there was a typo in the original letter that was sent from the Center for Disease Control to all of the media. Which states, "That AIDS comes from monkeys."...when it actually was supposed to say, "AIDS comes from Musty." Darn those student assistant typists!!

so let's unscrew the cap off of the Mad Dog we were so graciously supplied with, pour a drink and toast..
to Musty.

**throws mad dog shot over right shoulder, and drinks from flask**
**exits podium**
 
Cheaptimes

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I remember meeting Mustynuts at a midnight basketball event in the neighborhood designed to prevent gang violence. He was claiming hot fushia and I was down with 34th st claiming aquagreen plaid (a lil fyi those are both hard colors to find at your local ben davis). Normally if we were ever to cross paths anywhere it would have been a homicide, but since this was nuetral ground we both had passes. I was adjusting some switches on my 64.5 rag top lo-lo when mus admitted his admiration for my ride. After smokin an L to some of the new WC tracks I had bootlegged from s one eyed korean girl I was tappin at the time, we discovered we actually concieved by the same chinese acrobat that had knocked up both of our moms with in a couple years of each other. Of course it would be years before we found out that our illigitamite father was trampled to death by a disgruntled elephant at a show in Skokie Ill. What can I say musty its been one hell of a ride, from finding out that your a no good bastard like myself whose tollerence of penicilane means he is never going to get rid of the clap. See ya in hell musty, dad always liked me best.
 
mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

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Lan Bangin and web turfin is at an all time high thanks to this guy. His presence on the siccness has been influential to the younger generation on this board.. Wether it be making a new wigga wit trigga recruit out of a young boy or a baby momma out of a young girl.

it's one love, from me.. to nobody! :beard:

sings in lounge style 'WELLLLL HEYYYYY! Musty, It's your thread, it's your day, smoke some hay, drink some tanguaray, commit some rape... etc. etc.. :eyecross: :lick:



 
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