-=The Official 49ers Offseason Thread=-

[Chree]

and lmfao @ this.......


And he goes by the name of…

Mike Nolan
Some fans don’t like “rollin”
I strike poses
In suits, I wear the right clothin’
I cut and, re-sign a dozen, starting on the Niners
Half the fans want to replace me with Marty Schottenheimer
I’m whacker than the motherfucker who gave us huge bar bills
I couldn’t get 3 straight W’s in a URL
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin’ out in the open
I’m doin’ Derek, Kwame, Tully Banta-Cain, and even Mo Hicks
My name is Mike Nolan, I’m a player’s nightmare
I make no change when the better guy’s sitting right there
I might care if I weren’t paid to suck like naked whores
No changes at this time, now, we’ve got to stay the course
Bitch I’m comin’ out runnin’, so much it’ll make your eyes spin
And in the 4th I’ll just settle for onside kicks
The proof is in the record, we need a new scheme AND roids
We need to do a better job from a team standpoint!

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not tough enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

When it comes to the team, collectively, we need to improve
We’re forever passing, Gore’s never having his moves
Put on display, we got away from the run for no reason
Just some bold defense was enough for those three wins
And I credit old D. Smith, whom our eye surgeon renewed
But in the Mercury News I still won’t get a hurtful review
“I’m sure they’ll keep you,” Matt Maiocco said to me
Have patience, gentlemen, I’m building a special team
One like the Ravens, that wins with its defense and special teams
Behave collectively, I’ll trade anyone who questions me
Somehow we got worse blockers, I should get an Oscar
Pathological liar, blowin’ the shit out of Jim Hostler
The sleaziest, PC-est, most indecent bitch, backstabber
Compulsive faker, impulsive trader, blatherer (that’s not a word, but I don’t care)
Half Erickson, half Cam
But our fans would be doing handstands
If they actually HAD Cam

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not tough enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Somebody expects a lot outta this team
There’s a webpage runnin’, they say somethin’ about puttin me out on the street
FireNolan.org is a scheme, don’t pay attention to critics
Alex’s shoulder is fine, we don’t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin’ the ball, Darrell’s a steady receiver
And as for Jason Hill, he’ll be ready in three years
And getting Lelie here, we just needed a bench warmer
We sent former backups to other teams just to get ordered
After the games I attack all the guys, for not being able to capitalize
Sometimes it comes down to bad play from all the backups we find
Our nose tackle might as well be Suge Knight
I don’t want anymore stars
They show up in sports cars
It’s not what we want our team to look like
This football team’s a joke, and I’m the lead comedian
Two more sacks and I’m cutting Roderick Green again
On the current roster, 46 of the 53 I picked
It’s been three years, but I still don’t got the team to win!

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not good enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

 

[coondogg26]

i think the niners might have some trouble bringin in big name WR's because of their QB situation, just like the vikings did last year. No veteran WR wants to come play for an unproven young QB.

 

[Defy]

LOL @ Eminem Nolan

 

[All 4 the Bay]

look man, I'm a niner fan just like you...but thinking our WR core can be compared to anything Martz had to work with in his previous jobs is just rediculous...there is no #1 reciever on our team maybe not even a legit NFL number two...battle is a good slot reciever at best...and I dont even kno what to think of Darrell Jackson....

I still got faith in Alex Smith, and we got Frank and V Davis...offensive line can go either way but the recieving core is one of the worst in the league...

Damn atleast someone knows wtf they are talking about. I've been saying that shit from the get go! They better pick up a real #1 WR if they want to succeed in Martz offensive play calling.

 

[Chree]

IKE NOLAN

--RBs coach Bishop Harris and offensive assistant/offensive line Mark Nori have not been retained, Nolan said.

--Nolan said he hired Martz after narrowing his search down to seven candidates. Chan Gailey was the only other coach he interviewed face to face. Nolan did not divulge the other five candidates, but for those of you who wondered why he didn't interview Cam Cameron or anybody else, there's a good bet he did speak with him on the phone.

--One thing Nolan said he appreciates about Martz is that he utilizes his personnel very well. He's coached two NFL offensive players of the year, Kurt Warner and Marshall Faulk. Nolan said he has also coached guys from obscurity into stars, namely Warner, Trent Green and Marc Bulger.

--The first player Martz talked about was Frank Gore. He was quick to recognize that Gore is not just a good running back, he's also a good receiver.

---Martz also spoke to Nolan about Joe Staley, calling him an outstanding player.

--Nolan said that Martz also was excited about the prospects of both quarterbacks (Alex Smith and Shaun Hill) developing into very good players.

--Martz signed a two-year contract, Nolan confirmed.

--He will have autonomy. "It'll be his offense," Nolan said. "He is the offensive coordinator."

--Nolan said Martz will largely make use of the "cards" he's dealt, as far as personnel. Nolan said they have some very good players.

--As far as the receivers, Nolan pointed out the success Martz had with receiver Mike Furrey, a converted defensive back.

--Nolan said the 49ers are already a better football team after this hire.

--During the technical difficulties in getting on the conference call, Nolan said he fielded a call from Saints coach Sean Payton, who congratulated him on hiring Martz.

--As far as determining the starting QB, Nolan said, "Mike is the expert on quarterback play." (And, no, Nolan wasn't speaking in the third person; he meant Martz.) Nolan went on to say that the situation, he believes, will play itself out and the starting QB will end up becoming obvious.

--Nolan said he had not spoken to Alex Smith or Shaun Hill. He said the only player with whom he spoke was Frank Gore.

--As far as Scot McCloughan's statement last week that Martz was not a serious candidate for the job, Nolan said he had to defend McCloughan. Nolan said he told McCloughan that he did not think Martz "was in play," because he thought Martz would have other opportunities and land elsewhere. Nolan said he did consult McCloughan during this process and they went through all the candidates. He said he told McCloughan why he thought Martz was the best man for the job.

OK, now it was time for Mike Martz to jump on the conference call.

MIKE MARTZ

--Martz said looking at the tape he sees a lot of potential with the offensive line, and that he plans to build the offense around Frank Gore.

--He said Gore is an unselfish player, like Marshall Faulk. He said Frank is bigger and more physical. He said Gore is a complete player who shouldn't come out of the game, unless he's tired. He said Gore is the centerpiece, and they'll build around him.

--When asked why the QB isn't the centerpiece, Martz said, "I think that's always the case." He said even with the Rams when the club had Warner and Isaac Bruce and Torry Holt, the first thing defenses had to do was take away Faulk. "A great running back has such a bigger impact on the game than any other position," Martz said.

--He said in watching the tape that both Alex Smith and Shaun Hill have great potential. He said both are accurate.

--Martz said he sees an offensive line that physical and athletic. He likes the rookie tackle (Staley). He said the pieces are here.

--Martz said it is not his call altogether, but he "certainly hopes" both offensive line coach George Warhop and receivers coach Jerry Sullivan are part of his staff. He said he has the highest regard for both men. (Nolan also said earlier in the call that Warhop had not been let go as an assistant.)

--As far as the receivers, he said the "potential is there." He said it is a matter of discipline and getting people on the same page.

--He said the best way to have Alex Smith start working with his fourth offensive coordinator in four years is to "wipe the board clean," He said he'll start with the basic of the offense, down to getting the snap from center.

--When asked if he was reluctant to join the staff of a coach who is on the "hot seat," Martz said, he has been on the hot seat plenty himself. He said he believes in Nolan. And, "Looking at the personnel, they're so close." He said the pieces are there on offense, they just have to tie it together. "We don't need a bunch of players," he said.

--I asked if this situation is comparable to what he inherited in Detroit. Heck, no, he said. "This is much further along. It's not even close. This is a much better situation."

--What happened in Detroit? Martz said it was time for him to move on.

--As far as offensive influences, he listed Ernie Zampese, Norv Turner, Joe Gibbs, Don Coryell, John Robinson and Bill Walsh. He said he talked a lot to Walsh and watched practices. Martz runs the digit system.

--When asked if he is going to try to replicate what he had in St. Louis, Martz said he is going to be more pragmatic. He said the centerpiece is Gore. He said he'll have different players, so the situation is going to be different.

--He said he did not feel comfortable commenting on why the 49ers' offense was so bad last season.

--When asked if he wants to be a head coach again, he said, "Sure, I do." He said he did not know, however, if he would get that opportunity again.

--Smith and Hill are completely different styles of QBs. When asked what style of QB he prefers, Martz said, "Whoever completes the ball more. Accuracy is the biggest issue." He noted a preference for seeing the ball come out quickly and accurately, and he said both Smith and Hill are capable of doing that, from what he has seen.

* * *

By the way, in speaking with agent Bob LaMonte earlier in the day, he said he has not gotten any calls from teams with head-coaching openings regarding the services of another of his clients, 49ers assistant head coach Mike Singletary.

* * *
UPDATE: Ted Tollner will remain on the staff as an assistant coach. Though the club said it has yet to determine his exact role on the staff, he would appear to be a good fit at quarterbacks coach to replace Frank Cignetti, the new Cal offensive coordinator.

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

If anybody had questions of Gore being implemented by Martz, the post above answered all your questions! Gore will be the center of the offense!

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

and lmfao @ this.......


And he goes by the name of…

Mike Nolan
Some fans don’t like “rollin”
I strike poses
In suits, I wear the right clothin’
I cut and, re-sign a dozen, starting on the Niners
Half the fans want to replace me with Marty Schottenheimer
I’m whacker than the motherfucker who gave us huge bar bills
I couldn’t get 3 straight W’s in a URL
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin’ out in the open
I’m doin’ Derek, Kwame, Tully Banta-Cain, and even Mo Hicks
My name is Mike Nolan, I’m a player’s nightmare
I make no change when the better guy’s sitting right there
I might care if I weren’t paid to suck like naked whores
No changes at this time, now, we’ve got to stay the course
Bitch I’m comin’ out runnin’, so much it’ll make your eyes spin
And in the 4th I’ll just settle for onside kicks
The proof is in the record, we need a new scheme AND roids
We need to do a better job from a team standpoint!

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not tough enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

When it comes to the team, collectively, we need to improve
We’re forever passing, Gore’s never having his moves
Put on display, we got away from the run for no reason
Just some bold defense was enough for those three wins
And I credit old D. Smith, whom our eye surgeon renewed
But in the Mercury News I still won’t get a hurtful review
“I’m sure they’ll keep you,” Matt Maiocco said to me
Have patience, gentlemen, I’m building a special team
One like the Ravens, that wins with its defense and special teams
Behave collectively, I’ll trade anyone who questions me
Somehow we got worse blockers, I should get an Oscar
Pathological liar, blowin’ the shit out of Jim Hostler
The sleaziest, PC-est, most indecent bitch, backstabber
Compulsive faker, impulsive trader, blatherer (that’s not a word, but I don’t care)
Half Erickson, half Cam
But our fans would be doing handstands
If they actually HAD Cam

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not tough enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Somebody expects a lot outta this team
There’s a webpage runnin’, they say somethin’ about puttin me out on the street
FireNolan.org is a scheme, don’t pay attention to critics
Alex’s shoulder is fine, we don’t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin’ the ball, Darrell’s a steady receiver
And as for Jason Hill, he’ll be ready in three years
And getting Lelie here, we just needed a bench warmer
We sent former backups to other teams just to get ordered
After the games I attack all the guys, for not being able to capitalize
Sometimes it comes down to bad play from all the backups we find
Our nose tackle might as well be Suge Knight
I don’t want anymore stars
They show up in sports cars
It’s not what we want our team to look like
This football team’s a joke, and I’m the lead comedian
Two more sacks and I’m cutting Roderick Green again
On the current roster, 46 of the 53 I picked
It’s been three years, but I still don’t got the team to win!

So when you see us missing blocks, with two stops, we run on 3rd and get dropped
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Smith talking that shit behind my back, his shoulder’s cracked, tellin’ the media that I’m on crack
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
So put that blame square on my back, go run and tell the press, I’ll catch some flak
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
But see me in my room, you’re CUT, cuz you’re just not good enough
I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK

The funny part is, whoever wrote this is actually a good lyricist. The rhyme scheme is not simple, single-syllable garbage.

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

i think the niners might have some trouble bringin in big name WR's because of their QB situation, just like the vikings did last year. No veteran WR wants to come play for an unproven young QB.

Wow you actually have some real input this time. Good job.

(I'm not talking shit)

 

[coondogg26]

^thanks haha, i think it also might be hard for the niners to trade for a veteran WR like say Chad Johnson because they dont have a full slate of draft picks so they will more than likely want to hold on to ones that they have. Martz might make the situation more attractive for some WR's but my guess is that it wouldn't be till 09 because by then we should know whether or not smith is a bust or if hill can turn into a serviceable player. o and this free agent market sucks for offense which doesn't help

 

[Chree]

The niners have all their picks

 

[coondogg26]

they dont have a first i thought, which makes their second even more important and its prob gonna take a second or at least a third to get johnson

 

[Chree]

they have the colts 1st

 

[coondogg26]

for real? how they get that?

 

[All 4 the Bay]

If anybody had questions of Gore being implemented by Martz, the post above answered all your questions! Gore will be the center of the offense!

It's a fuckin job interview! You tell your future employer what he/she wants to hear. Talk is cheap. We'll see when we're 3-4 games into the season.

 

[Chree]

last year they traded their 2nd for it

 

[Chree]

also den javon walker and det roy williams wanna be traded....

 

[All 4 the Bay]

^^^^^^^^^^I'd take Roy Williams.....less injury prone than Javon Walker

 

[coondogg26]

williams has missed time due to injury 3 out of the 4 years he's been in the league, but ya id still take him over walker. Aye Chree where did you hear that he wanted to be traded? he would look great in a vikings uniform

 

[SacTownRadio]

Man I am not liking the Mike Martz as the OC..Alex Smith or Shaun Hill gonna get killed back there...that was 1 thing I've hated about Mike Martz he gets his qb'd killed cause he doesn't protect the QB.....the only plus I see with this signing is that Alex Smith played in a wide open Offense @ Utah...4 and 5 WR sets.....the whole season is gonna reset on our O line and it being able to come together as a squad and actually pass protect...cause if you take this years O line play and put it together with Martz Offense things could get ugly..

 

[Chree]

http://tsn.sportingnews.com/

u need the membership to see the article but it says

"The Lions will begin getting word out that WR Roy Williams is on the trading block. It wouldn't hurt the Lions to stockpile draft picks, but the front office would prefer to acquire a veteran defensive player. Don't be surprised if the Lions put together a combination deal involving both Williams and DT Shaun Rogers to entice someone to give up a quality player. ... "